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  Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous

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• Maybe you should actually CLEAR the table before fucking on it...

  Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 16, 10 at 2:06pm

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  • you could get forked hard

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 16, 10 at 6:01pm

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    • A wise man once said "Always be careful, for spooning leads to forking."

      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 16, 10 at 7:32pm

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• Now dinner will never be the same

  Submitted by ninjaman181 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:23am

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• Not if done right. Lol.

  Submitted by theinsanity on Feb 14, 11 at 3:27pm

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• well look on the bright side at least it wasn't a glass top

  Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 16, 10 at 3:59pm

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• But always the best

  Submitted by sofia_all_night on Dec 20, 10 at 11:59pm

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• I can relate pretty well. \nIt's especially dangerous when both are drunk and the table is tiny and not fixed to the floor. I was in pain for several days after that

  Submitted by Naibii on Dec 20, 10 at 10:36am

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• But completely worth it!

  Submitted by TEXASforever on Dec 16, 10 at 7:45pm

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• The three secrets to GREAT table sex: •a BIG desk... let's say like one you might have as a manager. •the combined weight ought not exceed 300 lbs. •a lockable office. So I've heard...

  Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 16, 10 at 1:53pm

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