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  • 65 58
    Submitted by Metallicaleb on Aug 3, 12 at 4:00pm

    How about no.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by tedirvine on Aug 3, 12 at 11:57pm

    If you beat me off I'll show you something magical after about 30 seconds ;)

  • 63 61
    Submitted by monkers on Aug 4, 12 at 12:46am

    Number of times his uncle shoved his magic wand up eighty eights ass.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Aug 3, 12 at 11:09pm

    David Blaine pissed me off too!

    • 52 53
      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 7, 12 at 11:05am

      It can't be David Blaine. The OP said it was a magician.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Aug 3, 12 at 10:13pm

    He'll fuck you up. Two words: petrificus totalus.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Aug 3, 12 at 2:37pm

    Eighty Eight

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 3, 12 at 7:53pm

    gotta do what you gotta do

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Brownthunder on Aug 5, 12 at 8:13am

    I'm not afraid of anybody that says 'BRB'

  • 56 60
    Submitted by dafaq1993 on Aug 4, 12 at 1:35am

    BUuuuurb

  • 57 63
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 4, 12 at 2:54am

    Thank God I'm an illusionist, not a magician.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 7, 12 at 11:06am

    There's always time to beat up magicians. And if there isn't, you make time. Nobody would think less of you.