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  • 23 13
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 31, 11 at 11:19pm

    He gets that from knowing you monthly cycle timing and mood swings.

  • 20 18
    Submitted by roadhead101 on Jan 1, 12 at 9:35pm

    does he have a brother???

  • 27 44
    Submitted by moon_man_mike on Dec 31, 11 at 12:58pm

    i think youre a ritard.

    • 29 18
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 1:13pm

      what's a ritard?

      • 29 19
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 1:16pm

        I know a pictard is the result of a failed deborging of picard in a startrek fanfic..where everytime he says engage he shits his pants..

        • 32 14
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 6:01pm

          OMG....laughing hysterically...people think I'm crazier than my normal selves

        • 22 14
          Submitted by reeln on Dec 31, 11 at 6:09pm

          amazing!

      • 4 8
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 5:19pm

        Some text-to-speech programs don't have "retard" as a noun programmed into them, so they pronounce it ruh-tard, like the verb.