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  The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.

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  Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.

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  (617): The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight. (1-617): Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it. http://tfl.nu/ikoi
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  Submitted by donnacupcake on Feb 1, 13 at 12:19pm

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  yeah EMTs are slutty like that- plus they already checked ur medical history

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    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 2, 13 at 1:21pm

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    EMTs aren't authorized to acces medical records. Once the patient's in the hospital, they're the doc's patient and records are "need to know".

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  Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 2, 13 at 12:44pm

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  Best trip to the hospital EVER!

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  Submitted by EriYoshida on Feb 7, 13 at 2:29am

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  Real professional EMT you got there.

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