Texts From Last Night · 208ksig's Favorites

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(208): View more from Idaho

When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.

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(415): View more from California

Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!

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Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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(678): View more from Georgia

She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.

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(240): View more from Maryland

If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters

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(937): View more from Ohio

Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.

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