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  His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"

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• Ahhh, the penis trump card gets you everytime

  Submitted by crockpot on Dec 20, 11 at 4:24pm

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• I can only imagine what she was planning for him... ;-)

  Submitted by Mage42384 on Dec 20, 11 at 11:08pm

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• id be worried why his penis was talking like in "Bruno"

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 20, 11 at 5:15pm

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• His penis was gonna take its chances but then it took an arrow in the urethra

  Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 1:31am

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  • Just for that reference, I will always love you..

    Submitted by iiSunshine on Dec 21, 11 at 11:28am

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    • Instead of saying I love you, why don't you give me an online suck off. Go ahead, suck it.\n======D\n))

      Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 9:53pm

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      • oo=====(D (_(_)

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 5:29pm

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• Any good wingman knows that unless his penis says “it has been too long” you help out a friend in need

  Submitted by Phys on Dec 20, 11 at 4:42pm

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• Hi, I have the personality of a lawn mower. But a huge pud pounder

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 20, 11 at 10:57pm

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• I guess he was riding a moped?

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 20, 11 at 4:27pm

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• Jerry Sandusky?

  Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 22, 11 at 10:01pm

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