Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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