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  • 76 35
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Oct 30, 12 at 3:31pm
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    Good rule. If your tits are less than a C cup you're not allowed to be Black Widow.

    • 28 22
      Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:59pm
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      why the hell not, Scarlett's were????

  • 75 34
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 30, 12 at 3:50pm
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    New rule: if you're gut hangs over your belt don't show up

    • 11 16
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Nov 4, 12 at 10:36pm
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      Hey Binders, new rule: Take your perfect metabolism and shove it up your ass!

  • 70 29
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 30, 12 at 7:26pm
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    It's only false advertising if he padded his crotch like you ladies do your chest...

  • 62 26
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 30, 12 at 4:28pm
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    Someone has Hammer envy!

  • 55 22
    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:22pm
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    Or the Hulk. Hawkeye, maybe. I don't know about Hawkeye..

  • 54 22
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Oct 30, 12 at 4:48pm
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    Sounds like some buyers remorse to me. Valid point on no false advertising.

  • 46 28
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 30, 12 at 8:01pm
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    Nor are you allowed to refer to your penis as "Mjöllnir".

    • 25 22
      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 30, 12 at 8:37pm
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      Aw come on, that's the best part lol

  • 35 24
    Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 30, 12 at 9:03pm
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    But I'm bringing the hammer!

  • 31 25
    Submitted by BlargleArgle on Oct 31, 12 at 10:47am
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    The hammer is my penis.

  • 18 23
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Nov 2, 12 at 12:47am
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    AMEN AMEN AMEN