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  • 96 47
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Oct 30, 12 at 3:31pm

    Good rule. If your tits are less than a C cup you're not allowed to be Black Widow.

    • 46 51
      Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:59pm

      why the hell not, Scarlett's were????

  • 92 41
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 30, 12 at 7:26pm

    It's only false advertising if he padded his crotch like you ladies do your chest...

  • Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 30, 12 at 3:50pm

    New rule: if you're gut hangs over your belt don't show up

    • 28 41
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Nov 4, 12 at 10:36pm

      Hey Binders, new rule: Take your perfect metabolism and shove it up your ass!

  • 86 44
    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:22pm

    Or the Hulk. Hawkeye, maybe. I don't know about Hawkeye..

  • 78 49
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Oct 30, 12 at 4:48pm

    Sounds like some buyers remorse to me. Valid point on no false advertising.

  • 82 57
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 30, 12 at 4:28pm

    Someone has Hammer envy!

  • 71 53
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 30, 12 at 8:01pm

    Nor are you allowed to refer to your penis as "Mjöllnir".

    • 52 50
      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 30, 12 at 8:37pm

      Aw come on, that's the best part lol

  • 53 52
    Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 30, 12 at 9:03pm

    But I'm bringing the hammer!

  • 45 52
    Submitted by BlargleArgle on Oct 31, 12 at 10:47am

    The hammer is my penis.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Nov 2, 12 at 12:47am

    AMEN AMEN AMEN