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  • 71 59
    Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:23pm

    This girl just sounds like a bitch... Who cares if someone gains weight? Just don't fuck'em if you're not attracted to them but leave people be..

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:16am

    Also, who? Snooki?

  • 56 54
    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 21, 10 at 11:13am

    Of course I'm not the first person to come up with this idea, but this text is definitely about Snooki.

    • 54 45
      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 11:28am

      Yeah, like if you ever watch one of those dumb shows on MTV that show the Jersey Shore cast when they were younger, Snooki used to be thin and actually kinda pretty.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 9:56am

    Maybe she was just trying to seduce someone with an Oompa Loompa fetish.

    • 36 46
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 8:26pm

      I've never tried to Boompa Loompa.....yet.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 22, 10 at 1:15pm

    Did they spray her with vertical stripes? Vertical stripes are SLIMMING.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by mdguy301 on Nov 21, 10 at 10:43am

    Alot of girls that go away to school come back like 15 pounds bigger.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 21, 10 at 1:11pm

    gross...

  • 46 66
    Submitted by CrazyInLov3 on Nov 21, 10 at 6:21pm

    Girls that let themselves go because they either lost in touch with inner themselves and got lost in fast lane and reality, and/or became unhappy with life and all, so they let themselves go- I know I was one of those overweight girl, and hence the word WAS!!!

    • 34 54
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 8:24pm

      awesome, CrazyInLov3

  • 35 45
    Submitted by jojKatelyn on Nov 25, 10 at 6:04pm

    haha I know a girl I could say that exact thing about. nothing better then a store bought tan!

  • 39 57
    Submitted by teets215 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:52am

    Hahahahaha silly fat girls

  • 38 59
    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 1:37pm

    whats worse this chicks leaving Orange skid marks every where she's been.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by BryceAD on Nov 21, 10 at 10:18am

    Ouch. I know a girl like this, and she used to be really pretty.

    • 35 64
      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:21am

      Sucks when chicks let themselves go. It's really not that hard to stay in decent shape and look good, especially when you've been blessed with a good body and face from the start. I don't understand why some girls can't do it.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by britney09 on Nov 22, 10 at 8:00am

    Yea cos guys never get fat with their lily White ass an fat beer gut that never happens in America ever

  • 37 72
    Submitted by mombshell on Nov 25, 10 at 1:17pm

    Hahaha. Thats what spray tan is for!

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Wicholas on Nov 22, 10 at 1:43am

    Me want smush smush!!

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 21, 10 at 10:47am

    My gf tried to do that. I told her long a you can still take it like a champ I won't respect you buy i still won't fuck your friends