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  • 76 51
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 26, 11 at 8:23pm

    Isn't that what a wingman is for?

  • 80 61
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 26, 11 at 4:51pm

    and always let your penis be your guide

    • 64 58
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 26, 11 at 4:55pm

      Oh HELL no...my penis is stupid and blind. I'll listen to his input, but I still make the decisions.

      • 69 63
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 26, 11 at 6:08pm

        when you wish upon a bar...

  • 75 60
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 26, 11 at 9:06pm

    But even with Jiminy at his side, Pinocchio still managed to make an ass of himself!

  • 72 58
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 26, 11 at 5:56pm

    That's his brother Eddie Cricket.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by TampaDave on Dec 27, 11 at 2:17am

    Is that a new sex toy?

  • 62 49
    Submitted by missausten on Dec 27, 11 at 12:31am

    Your sexual conscience.