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  Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s

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  (402): Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s http://tfl.nu/nt41
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  Submitted by erisblake on Nov 26, 11 at 2:32pm

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  ...and Ke$ha, star in Home for the Holidays.

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  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 27, 11 at 8:27am

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  Early 20s is the time to get your shit together... unless you want your whole life to be a shit show, no offense

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 26, 11 at 3:36pm

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  Saw girls like that pre-gaming for Thanksgiving dinner. Stuck up bitches string out working as ho's in Nevada coming back to visit their Los Gatos families.

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    Submitted by osteobabe on Nov 26, 11 at 5:30pm

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    Who said it was a girl?

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  Submitted by crockpot on Apr 2, 13 at 8:57am

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  I can't believe OP considered this a bad night when she woke up with half of a Jimmy John's still...

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