I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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