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  • Submitted by VABEACH on Nov 28, 11 at 4:27pm

    and in a open relationship with the toilet...

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 9:15pm

      I had a nacho bell Grande from them once and I punished my toilet so bad these guys in suits came and took me to the Netherlands

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 29, 11 at 7:01am

        Wooden shoes are no bueno.

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 28, 11 at 4:22pm

    Somebody will be a single gordito forever.

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 28, 11 at 5:05pm

    The cause and effect are backwards: you're relationship with Taco Bell is why you're now single

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 28, 11 at 10:40pm

    Whoa, whoa, whoa...that's not what you do with the burritos.

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    Submitted by drose4 on Nov 28, 11 at 4:36pm

    and you're going to stay single if you keep eating it

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    Submitted by raylealadee on Nov 28, 11 at 4:25pm

    No quiero.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 9:37pm

    off topic but apparently in the new twilight movie Edward bones bell and breaks the bed....anyone think he had that whiny emo bitch "skin of a killer" speech?...like " this is the dick of a killer...these are the balls of a killer..see them dangling...so dangerous..dangerous danglies"

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      Submitted by eScargo on Nov 28, 11 at 10:15pm

      Confirming it totally off topic. Also giving. you validation as having the funniest comment on this post. Now I have that vision and speech in me mind.

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    Submitted by imjustinkay on Nov 28, 11 at 4:31pm

    @W_T_F win

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    Submitted by hsm531 on Nov 29, 11 at 2:25am

    Where's GA Peach? it's been so long since I've seen an awful reply attempting to be witty.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 29, 11 at 6:49am

      Lol...I got to go back to work! Never been excited for work...now I'm bored again. Btw my responce to this one is "moo."

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        Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 15, 11 at 10:17pm

        O_o Point proven.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 28, 11 at 5:52pm

    "Te quiero, Taco Bell."

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    Submitted by porksword on Nov 28, 11 at 5:02pm

    Is meat substitute as good as the real thing?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 5:46pm

      textured vegetable protein in my taco?? no wait!!!

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    Submitted by acam3590 on Nov 28, 11 at 11:56pm

    WTF... Great reply!

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    Submitted by AmericanHollow on Nov 30, 11 at 2:33am

    Wanna threeway?

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 29, 11 at 9:55am

    Keep it up, and you'll be in a relationship with high cholesterol...Moderation, my friend...

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    Submitted by fbetchesgetmoney on Nov 29, 11 at 2:44am

    yaaaa 818

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    Submitted by YeahReally on Nov 30, 11 at 7:54am

    I'm pretty sure this is a repost