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  • 52 46
    Submitted by cardiacARREST on Oct 17, 11 at 2:06pm
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    It's rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!

  • 47 42
    Submitted by danicgirl on Oct 17, 11 at 8:38pm
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    I wonder how many Hannabil references this gets...

  • 44 43
    Submitted by cardiacARREST on Oct 17, 11 at 2:12pm
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!

  • 44 45
    Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 17, 11 at 1:54pm
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    Would you like some lotion? I put it in this basket.

    • 4 12
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 11, 12 at 1:15pm
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      Dang, that was the most clever response and you got fewer upvotes than the direct quote.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by diabeticb on Oct 18, 11 at 3:00am
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    haha, i need to feel my skin when i'm hungover to remind myself that i am alive.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by gnarlyarley on Oct 20, 11 at 9:53pm
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    Oops, wrong hanibal reference

  • 24 34
    Submitted by gnarlyarley on Oct 20, 11 at 9:52pm
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    So I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

  • 4 4
    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 20, 12 at 7:09pm
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    Bay Area represent!