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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 9, 13 at 8:40pm

    This is one of the better "Go fuck yourself" texts I've read.

  • 39 23
    Submitted by HarleyChic on Jan 10, 13 at 2:40am

    Suburban soup hahaha

  • 45 38
    Submitted by 478 on Jan 9, 13 at 2:17pm

    Having kids will fix your relationship, according to the Internet.

    • 25 35
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Jan 9, 13 at 7:01pm

      or ruin them according to most humans.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 9, 13 at 6:43pm

    Consider it a preview. Sure a handful of moms were in you spot just over ten years ago.

  • 30 55
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 9, 13 at 1:37pm

    Or better yet his face and cock. If you don't do that your not a trophy... And plus when you hit 35 your gone anyways