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  • 97 66
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 13, 12 at 12:53am

    One time I went on a major bender, passed out at the end of it. Everybody thought I was dead. Three days later I wake up in some fucking cave. And then they named a religion after me.

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Linetrash on Mar 12, 12 at 4:22pm

    No hazard county jail, caught him in the sheep barn again

    • 37 40
      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 12, 12 at 7:10pm

      he's been a baaaahd boy

      • 43 34
        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Mar 12, 12 at 10:16pm

        I applaud ewe sir

    • 42 32
      Submitted by skeezer on Mar 13, 12 at 8:41am

      Now, that was a sheep shot!

      • 30 39
        Submitted by TerryHesticles on Mar 13, 12 at 9:22am

        He escaped. Now he's on the lamb.

        • 35 37
          Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Mar 13, 12 at 3:24pm

          Bravo to all of you. Well done.

          • 32 38
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 13, 12 at 5:07pm

            Agreed, nice to see a punny situation carried out to it's furry end.

        • 37 43
          Submitted by skeezer on Mar 13, 12 at 6:33pm

          Wool, I reckon we'd better go and find hm, then.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by RodFarva on Mar 12, 12 at 5:27pm

    Say car Ram-Rod.

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 12, 12 at 5:23pm

    Third time's the charm!?

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Malicius on Mar 13, 12 at 12:31am

    I say NO....NO...NO

  • 9 10
    Submitted by fucowee on May 23, 14 at 9:42am

    FZFTE

  • 36 73
    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 12, 12 at 8:44pm

    rehab is for quitters... and yes Charlie Sheen is my idol!!