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  • Submitted by keto06 on Jul 25, 12 at 10:04pm

    And I can taunt you with chocolate and commitment.

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jul 25, 12 at 10:29pm

    After you've made me cum, then you have my permission to fuck!

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    Submitted by ShayyWeasley17 on Jul 26, 12 at 4:48am

    This is a texas area code... Macie?

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      Submitted by keto06 on Jul 26, 12 at 9:12am

      if shes from Denton, its possible...

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    Submitted by UrLegsR_EarMuffs on Jul 25, 12 at 11:44pm

    At least you got the order right.

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    Submitted by JMHS33 on Jul 26, 12 at 1:28am

    I don't know the area code but I'll assume this is from Colorado... Too soon? Yes

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Jul 26, 12 at 10:55am

      Jesus! Am I the only person on this site who knows how Google works. Look Shit Up!

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    Submitted by Micholder on Jul 26, 12 at 12:41am

    Be careful how you combine those two things...ceiling fans have been known to be Batman's "Kryptonite"...especially when jumping off the dresser

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 25, 12 at 10:26pm

    Auroracourse?

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    Submitted by girlygears13 on Aug 2, 12 at 11:24pm

    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!