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  • 60 26
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 17, 12 at 9:45pm
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    How else do you think mom became mom?

  • 51 42
    Submitted by sssmarie on Jan 17, 12 at 1:56pm
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    I'm sure everyone's gonna complain about the "that" high, drunk, whatever texts.. but the person could have been asked, "how drunk was I last night?".. just a thought

  • 44 33
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 17, 12 at 6:36pm
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    Never raw dog a random unless you're trying to get STDs. Or spread them.

  • 36 27
    Submitted by tgl on Jan 17, 12 at 1:50pm
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    Haha yes

  • 37 30
    Submitted by marissa1021 on Jan 18, 12 at 1:41am
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    Haha I love she's out of my league

  • 39 34
    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Jan 17, 12 at 4:35pm
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    I see a future visit to the med clinic for this one

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Leftnuts on Jan 17, 12 at 4:13pm
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    Love it

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    Submitted by OneSxyBch4You on Jan 18, 12 at 7:41am
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    would've been funnier if the line wasn't stolen from She's Out Of My League.....

  • 34 33
    Submitted by slammin211s on Jan 17, 12 at 6:09pm
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    classic!