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(925): View more from California

I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"

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(313): View more from Michigan

We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to

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(305): View more from Florida

Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.

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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!

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(253): View more from Washington

If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.

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