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  • Submitted by R3X on Jul 11, 11 at 4:08pm

    That's either true love or a really awkward bro-mance

  • Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jul 11, 11 at 5:27pm

    You found a keeper there sweetheart.

  • Submitted by captainlaxbro on Jul 11, 11 at 4:54pm

    thats such a manly way to say "i miss you"

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jul 11, 11 at 5:50pm

    She wrote back "Ditto"

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    Submitted by darlin_nikki on Jul 12, 11 at 7:31am

    yet another example of the importance of punctuation.

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      Submitted by distinkt on Jul 13, 11 at 6:46am

      your english degree is wasted, and so is yeeeerrr time, dickweasel

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    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 11, 11 at 4:18pm

    "Also the taste of your pussy. Happy valentine's day!"

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 11, 11 at 5:18pm

    Someone is a fan of ass to mouth

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 11, 11 at 4:40pm

    Being compared to the smell of some shit is no glory.

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    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Jul 12, 11 at 12:32pm

    A comma in the right place makes this gross... But not as gross as a colon!!! Hi-oh!

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      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Jul 12, 11 at 7:48pm

      The comma would make it not gross. It's gross without the comma. Also, there's only 1 thought there; semi-colons separate 2 full sentences.

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        Submitted by distinkt on Jul 13, 11 at 6:47am

        your english degree is wasted and annoying. i could never stand to have a conversation with you.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 11, 11 at 4:07pm

    Ahhh, bromance is in the air...refreshing, in a weird but alright kinda way

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 11 at 8:58pm

    A man's attempt at being romantic.

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    Submitted by LovesJMB on Jul 11, 11 at 9:29pm

    I'm pretty sure I'm related to the person that said this -_-

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    Submitted by distinkt on Jul 13, 11 at 6:53am

    oh no i get it now. it took me awhile. id delete it if i could.

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    Submitted by carlcar on Jul 11, 11 at 4:47pm

    That was so stupid

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 11, 11 at 11:06pm

    How bromantic.

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    Submitted by skatedonthate on Jul 12, 11 at 1:45am

    408 all the way!

  • Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jul 11, 11 at 11:27pm

    Actually, I love the smell of my own poop.. Who's with me?

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      Submitted by distinkt on Jul 13, 11 at 6:49am

      ugh, but a lil' ecoli poisoning is apparently medically benficial to the esophogus

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 11, 11 at 5:06pm

    Take a big shit and then inhale. Then you won't miss the smell of some shit.

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    Submitted by justjess90 on Jul 12, 11 at 7:42pm

    Hahaha I pick bromance