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  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:20pm

    Hahaha wow....Thats lovelyy

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:42am

    Why are there so many thumbs downs?? This made me ROFL!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:12am

    12:51 is a cunt. At least it's a good song...

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    it's funny 'cause it's true.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:10pm

    i know how she feels, sadly.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:49am

    11:59...Who the fuck cares?

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:04pm

    10:22 tried to hard....KILLED IT

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:33pm

    You chose to sleep with them...

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:02pm

    HAHAH, goood job 9:06 that's funnnny ;) i hoped you used your hardware. hah, i tried..

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:44pm

    yeah 10:22. you doin too much. take lessons from 9:06.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:33pm

    ::gigglesnort:: Sad but funny

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:59pm

    Is it really that hard to properly use "too" ?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:03pm

    that's a little sad actually

  • 32 43
    Submitted by mealsseals on Apr 8, 10 at 12:40pm

    Don't judge

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:36pm

    how easy it is for girls to get laid i guess

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:48... seriously? op mentioned home depot, 9:06 said thats Lowe, like low, only spelled it like Lowe's, another place that sells tools...wow.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04pm

    HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA you're awesome

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 10 at 8:24am

    If it makes you feel better I've slept with most of the tools that work there :(

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:19pm

    I see what you did there, 9:06. And I like it. A lot.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    happens to the best of us at one point or another

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:45pm

    NO WAY! Another text about a girl making a metaphor for how much of a whore she is!! Wow but I feel like I've seen this somewhere already... In a different format. Weird indeed.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:22pm

    I just hope you didn't get screwed to hard, or plowed to much, so maybe we can get hammered

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:26pm

    hahah love it. and well played, 9:06.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:48pm

    i don't get it, 9:06?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by fairyrhi on Mar 12, 10 at 4:32am

    Hilarious

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    im in boston, and i feel like this could have been me

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04pm

    that girl is straight trashy

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:31am

    Why are pol bein douchebags this is funny don't hate

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:10am

    hahahahahahahah 1:56 i love you....great song great song.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:14pm

    i hope that took you a really long time you fanny bandit

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:42pm

    yes, 9:33, she did, but not everyone's true self shows all the time, it's just something everyone learns to accept. obviously she's not with those tools anymore for a reason

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:42 - maybe if she spent more than 20 minutes with the guy she might realize he's a tool. That or if she ever met them sober.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:18pm

    i can very much not so proudly say that about 90% of the dudes i've slept with belong in the tool shed of shame.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:42pm

    this sounds like a premeditated line from a bad 11th grade verbal argument

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:18pm

    WOW WHERE DO U NEET THESE MEN U SHOULD KNOW BY NOW HAHA

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:12pm

    I don't see why people judge others on this site. There is no identies. So you never really know who the person is. This text is funny, and yeah just reading that might make someone think trashy, but that's not all there is to a person. One goddamned text doesn't dictate a persons character. Get over your selves. This site is here for a laugh not for people to judge.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm

    story of my life. ha and for anyone who is saying she is trashy or anything, seriously? get over yourself. what's the point of judging on here?

  • 28 53
    Submitted by nymoemt on Mar 27, 10 at 9:41pm

    Don't care what you prudes think...this was some funny shit!!!

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:12pm

    Wow, so you're pathetic? Great text.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:10am

    12:51 doesn't have a lot on his plate.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:17pm

    2nd 9:54, i know from experience that it can take way longer than that to realize that a guy is a tool. and yes, the tools i've dealt with were always sober

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:24pm

    10:22... you are so ugly people have to be wasted to sleep with you.. how sad

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:47pm

    By association she is also a useless tool.

  • 36 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:46pm

    Funniest TFLN I've ever read.

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm

    hahahahhahhahahhah I LIKE PUUSY