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  • Why are there so many thumbs downs?? This made me ROFL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:42am
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  • HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA you're awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04pm
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  • NO WAY! Another text about a girl making a metaphor for how much of a whore she is!! Wow but I feel like I've seen this somewhere already... In a different format. Weird indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:45pm
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  • If it makes you feel better I've slept with most of the tools that work there :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 10 at 8:24am
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  • Hahaha wow....Thats lovelyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:20pm
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  • 10:22 tried to hard....KILLED IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:04pm
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  • I see what you did there, 9:06. And I like it. A lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:19pm
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  • 12:51 is a cunt. At least it's a good song...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:12am
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  • how easy it is for girls to get laid i guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:36pm
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  • Hilarious

    Submitted by fairyrhi on Mar 12, 10 at 4:32am
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  • ::gigglesnort:: Sad but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:33pm
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  • Why are pol bein douchebags this is funny don't hate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:31am
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  • it's funny 'cause it's true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:28pm
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  • that's a little sad actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:03pm
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  • yeah 10:22. you doin too much. take lessons from 9:06.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:44pm
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  • Don't judge

    Submitted by mealsseals on Apr 8, 10 at 12:40pm
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  • i hope that took you a really long time you fanny bandit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:14pm
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  • You chose to sleep with them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:33pm
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  • 9:42 - maybe if she spent more than 20 minutes with the guy she might realize he's a tool. That or if she ever met them sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:54pm
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  • By association she is also a useless tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:47pm
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  • i can very much not so proudly say that about 90% of the dudes i've slept with belong in the tool shed of shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:18pm
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  • happens to the best of us at one point or another

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:05pm
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  • Don't care what you prudes think...this was some funny shit!!!

    Submitted by nymoemt on Mar 27, 10 at 9:41pm
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  • i know how she feels, sadly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:10pm
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  • i don't get it, 9:06?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:48pm
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  • 10:22... you are so ugly people have to be wasted to sleep with you.. how sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:24pm
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  • 2nd 9:54, i know from experience that it can take way longer than that to realize that a guy is a tool. and yes, the tools i've dealt with were always sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:17pm
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  • Is it really that hard to properly use "too" ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:59pm
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  • HAHAH, goood job 9:06 that's funnnny ;) i hoped you used your hardware. hah, i tried..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:02pm
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  • 11:59...Who the fuck cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:49am
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  • im in boston, and i feel like this could have been me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:28pm
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  • Funniest TFLN I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:46pm
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  • I don't see why people judge others on this site. There is no identies. So you never really know who the person is. This text is funny, and yeah just reading that might make someone think trashy, but that's not all there is to a person. One goddamned text doesn't dictate a persons character. Get over your selves. This site is here for a laugh not for people to judge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:12pm
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  • 9:48... seriously? op mentioned home depot, 9:06 said thats Lowe, like low, only spelled it like Lowe's, another place that sells tools...wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:54pm
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  • Wow, so you're pathetic? Great text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:12pm
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  • story of my life. ha and for anyone who is saying she is trashy or anything, seriously? get over yourself. what's the point of judging on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm
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  • hahahahahahahah 1:56 i love you....great song great song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:10am
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  • I just hope you didn't get screwed to hard, or plowed to much, so maybe we can get hammered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:22pm
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  • yes, 9:33, she did, but not everyone's true self shows all the time, it's just something everyone learns to accept. obviously she's not with those tools anymore for a reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:42pm
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  • hahahahhahhahahhah I LIKE PUUSY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm
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  • that girl is straight trashy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04pm
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  • WOW WHERE DO U NEET THESE MEN U SHOULD KNOW BY NOW HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:18pm
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  • hahah love it. and well played, 9:06.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:26pm
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  • 12:51 doesn't have a lot on his plate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:10am
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  • this sounds like a premeditated line from a bad 11th grade verbal argument

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:42pm
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