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  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:44pm

    Don't sell yourself short, that means you are capable of all or some of the following. You know how to correctly use a liter. Roll up paper bills. Handle the increasingly bad taste of mushrooms. Hold a spoon AND a liter. Perform fine motor skills with a syringe. Find a suitable vein, as this also gets increasingly difficult. And if your really talented, you can hold the tin foil, operate a liter, and hold a hollowed pen in your mouth. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:26am

    919, either Cary, Apex or Raleigh. Typical.

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:58am

    11:38. That was the fucking point, dumbass.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:06pm

    Forsure! Do big things!!!!

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:23pm

    You know, for a site pretty much dedicated to texts about/resulting from debaucherously drunk nights, people around here sure do seem to be down on drugs. Are you people all still in high school and reeling from the things DARE taught you, or do you still believe that somehow alcohol is better than all the other substances people use to feel good?

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:11pm

    CARY!!! North Carolina still sucks

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:28pm

    Bc it makes it all better!

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:55pm

    12:44 You're going to die very soon of an OD.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by iloveparliaments on Mar 18, 10 at 6:34pm

    Unsurprising. Drugs get Cary kids through high school. We barely made it out alive (and a few didn't) but I couldn't stand my life without drugs at that time. Life is GREAT outside of 919!! Ya'll should all move to Colorado where we grow marijuana legally and we grow it well. Just sayin...self sufficient and safe....and sometimes profitable. :)

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:04pm

    Drugs never judge us. I'm tore down on Lortabs and Xanax right now.... When I go back to the bottle in 30 minutes they not going to say, "hey man... Do something with ulyouur life!"

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:59pm

    drugs are bad, mmmkay?

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:32am

    because you lack ambition...youd rather sit around and be f'd up....have fun living yrou life in a fog

  • 64 54
    Submitted by tokidokiLove on Mar 10, 10 at 9:36pm

    because it is 919! there are drugs everywhere. and in chapel hill/carrboro/durham everyone is so liberal! its the only thing anyone does in the 919 when there is nothing else better to do.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:52pm

    it's lighter, 12:44. lighter.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:19pm

    Y do our employers care wat we do after we clock out? Fuckers

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:28am

    Agree! People saying drugs are bad can go fuck themselves

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:26am

    Have you considered a therapist? Lol...

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:44pm

    'cause that's the only thing to do in Raleigh

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:33pm

    because drugs aren't hard to do?

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:00am

    Because it's easy and quick satisfaction. Have fun but snap out of it as soon as you can man I'm 34 and regret taking too long!

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:55pm

    DUDE! I JUST GOT THE SAME TEXT FROM MY FRIEND! I think we know the same person..

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:57pm

    10:23 agreed. besides, I'll take weed over alcohol ANYDAY. you don't see stoners beating on their girlfriends or getting arrested for crashing their car into some family or being a dick to their kids, at least not in the massive quantities that you see drunks doing so...

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:32pm

    Marajawanas bad mmkay

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:20pm

    If you can only do one thing right in your life, though, wouldn't you want that one thing to be drugs? Then you don't care about everything else that's going wrong : ) I love this, it's totally me.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:06pm

    What can you say... its the 919

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:14am

    Damn u was firs like two mins ago but my wifi is fucked up so....yeah...but I'm the first person to say first!!!!!!!!

  • 43 36
    Submitted by FML_FTW on Jun 18, 11 at 2:33am

    Wooooooooo love the tin foil !!!!!!

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:50pm

    I think the OP answered his own question, yes?

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:23am

    No, you don't do anything right. Of course this would be from my area. 910/919. Half of the people I know are on drugs. It's sad.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:13am

    Cause you're a failure

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:47pm

    because you do drugs...

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:13pm

    12:44 is obviously pro-drugs. They spelled lighter wrong way too many times to be sober.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by beebitch on Jan 17, 11 at 3:39am

    Because alot of people turn to them I sometimes do myself

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:36am

    because for all addicts including me its the inevitable truth unless we quit

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:38pm

    10:23 Alcohol IS a drug, dumbass. Learn your shit.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:24pm

    get hi soo. hi u fly

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:27am

    Because you're a fucking worthless piece of shit

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:06pm

    Uh cuz Durham has the fucking best dealers in the state? Mine is like my booty call:)