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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:44pm

    One time when I was giving my boyfriend road head I finished and he pushed my head down, wouldn't let me up. When he did, I saw two cop cars ahead of us a ways. They had passed us while I was still in his lap. Oh, and before that some guy apparently saw the top of my bobbing head, did a double take and gave my boyfriend a thumbs up. Yay?

    • Submitted by yodah on Jun 29, 10 at 12:31pm

      = escaped a disaster + more head. MOTHA-FUKIN YAY.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:29pm

    my biggest concern is they give tickets for this! dammit everything fun is illegal :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:15pm

    Oh the things I would do to be on the other end of that phone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:08pm

    I cannot even get my wife to give me head on a regular basis. And this guy gets it in the car, lucky fucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:02pm

    Oh man Busted!......"sir could you..Finish up...and step out of the car please...."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:05pm

    Oh my god, I'd kill to have heard the conversation following this text. Hilarious! I'm always afraid of getting caught!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:01pm

    can you please post a recording of this call so the world can hear the hilarity that ensued?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:00pm

    oh how I wish this was my friend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:30am

    License and registration, please.. and a napkin for the lady...

  • 98 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:56am

    Hey 1:28, I'm very well aware of what sodomy entails. Obviously, you don't. Maybe you should ask your mom. I taught her a thing or two last night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:09pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats so happened to me...FUCKING EPICLY HILARIOUS

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:22pm

    i'm so sad that we don't get to hear the phone call... it would have been so awkwardly amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:22am

    Why would anyone send the text first, then call? Why not simply call? Why put the phone on "speaker"? That doesn't make it easier for the person you're calling to hear what's happening on your end, it just let's you hear them without putting the phone to your ear.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:26pm

    i would have told him....officer, calm down, your next!! lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43am

    hahahaha we Massholes are extremely talented drivers ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:57am

    ahahahhahaaa TRANSCRIPT, PLEASE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:20am

    i want to know what happened...lmao. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAGE ON THIS SITE, JESUS CHRIST?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:08pm

    i know this area code and think i may know this person...in a general sense. i laughed so hard i cried when i read this...omg...amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:12pm

    Offer to be DD, she's more likely to think of it on her own when she's drunk.

  • 90 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:50pm

    He could've used t9, I'll bet I could type that fast if pulled over, BUT if I were a dude I would not be texting if I got pulled over whether it was speeding or that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:19pm

    that's so cool and so bad in many ways. about to get a ticket (can you get arrested for that, hope not) and then could get into more trouble for texting/calling while driving and then again if the cop noticed the phone was one (or if the person on the other end didn't mute it and the cop heard laughing through the phone...). anyway, road head!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:21pm

    of course, hes a Masshole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:22pm

    4:58 i need a bestfriend who gives me birthday bj's :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:26am

    i need friends like 4:58 that randomly give their friends dome for their birthday

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:28am

    uhh 12:10 do you know what sodomy is...?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:06pm

    @ 7:39 you're fuckingg retarded.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:36pm

    although we arent supposed to throw out names, im calling this is matt lincoff... 978 number and getting road head. so typical... NICE ONE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:39pm

    hey 731, there is that time frame where the cop is sitting in his car, checking the background on the car, license plate, etc...pull your head out from under the rock, you fuckin halfway retarded, cum guzzling, incest-loving chicken fucker

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:49pm

    ahhaaahah stay classy, massachusetts.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:04am

    Dude, this is why I didnt want to give road head so scared of being caught, but when you are drunk that helps eliminate fears, would NEVER offer it up though with out suggestion, but its kinda fun, dangerous lol and good to use later as an you owe me one. ;) Hallarious would have loved to hear that phone call!

  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:23pm

    first you get her name, then you get her number, then you get some head in the front seat of a hummer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:27am

    Would the cop consider that a DUI? XD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:57pm

    now thats a good friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:44pm

    i wish we got the follow up on what happened here... like do you get a ticket for that shit? either way id love to find out

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:10am

    You don't get a ticket for giving/receiving road head. You get a ticket for reckless driving from not paying attention. Plus, sodomy is still illegal in Massachusetts. Another ticket for publicly being caught doing it!

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:13pm

    @4:01 They could if this wasn't pure BS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:41pm

    haha.. i love this. let me tell you from experience..it's akward at a red light =]

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:40am

    1:28, do YOU? I believe its best defined as any sexual activity not intended to produce kids...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:06pm

    this is 458.. @1:54.. im fat because i give a guy roadhead on his bday? seriously. that was just lame.

  • 82 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:25pm

    Great. "Epic" is the new "random".

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:38pm

    What if the cop was a chick? How much more amazing would the call have been?

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:17am

    4:58 there is nothing wrong with having an fwb if a guy has one it's no big deal but if a girl does she's a slut...no that's not fair why can't we have an fwb if we're a girl so 4:58 the people calling you a slut are some prude fucking bitches and i would want to hear this convo cuz i've always wondered what would happen if i got pulled over while giving road head haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:50am

    i would pay to hear that convo

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:46pm

    what a masshole :D that's my area code, and its busy around here, impressive, sir, impressive!

  • 76 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:14pm

    Everyone who says epic likes to have weiner shoved into their mouth and another shoved in their ass. STFU with the epic.

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:46pm

    lmfao id pay $100 bucks to hear that convo

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:18pm

    4:58 you are awesome!!! I need more girls like you in my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:31pm

    Sure, I believe they got pulled over, then had time to send a typo-free message, including punctuation. Uhuh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:21pm

    they give tickets for this?

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:12pm

    Just needed a horny female cop willing to take the snowball, then meet up after her shift was over. Now THAT'S Porn, baby!

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:26pm

    i would've looooved to hear that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:10pm

    4:08 that's because you're married to a cold bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:40pm

    I got road head on i80 going 85 and having truckers honk. Dangerous but oh so fun.... That and the time the Papa Johns delivery guy almost rearended another car watching us

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:22pm

    i'm so sick of people saying these texts are fake. get a life! they're fucking funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:48pm

    I told my boyfriend I would give him road head yesterday, but he kept saying no 'cause some of our friends were following in the car behind us. Luckily, it didn't happen 'cause we got pulled over for not having plates on the truck since we just bought it like an hour previous to getting pulled over.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:50pm

    So who gets the ticket him or her? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:18pm

    So many people bitching about the details ... do you like to spend your time surfing the web in search of things to whine about? Flashing lights = zipped up before you even get pulled over. Sit on side of road & text while cop running plates. Clean up punctuation & spelling a couple hours later when you're home & think to send this chit to TFLN. Now go troll elsewhere while some of us enjoy a good laugh over silly chit ( whether or not it's true ).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:39am

    my g/f once acted like she was gonna give me road head and got my pants down and teased me a bit. we were driving through her neighborhood and when we stopped a couple blocks away from home at a stop sign, she jumped out of my truck. so i look like a perv when i pulled up to her parents house with my pants down and a raging hard-on

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:59am

    7:39....there is PLENTY of time to text your friend after getting pulled over...after the cop takes your license and registration, they're at their car for usually at least 5 minutes. obviously you've never been pulled over before. or been cool enough to get road head

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    4:58 you want a ring on your finger? Cause I got one right here...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:45pm

    people can text while driving... obviously his hands were free...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:57pm

    lawl @ 830 this so is Massachusetts. my area code. given road dome at least 5 times hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:42pm

    The person who submitted the text to this site probably cleaned up the punctuation. Classic text regardless!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:43am

    lol to the bobblehead lyrics

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:29pm

    world's greatest friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:05pm

    I looooove giving road head, especially when the car has an open sun/moon roof. Truckers honk and that makes it even hotter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    Sodomy (pronounced /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, or bestiality. It's not just anal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:21pm

    i just gave road head the other night...yes, i was drunk...but i had no idea you could get in trouble for shit like that!! right on man! sooo funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:19am

    128 fallatio is also a form of sodomy. Look up the definition.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:01pm

    i need new friends, ones who would call me to hear that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:40pm

    hahaha 4:38 1000X better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:31pm

    @5:22 & 5:25.. lol trust me i am an excellent friend :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:42pm

    Is anyone else amazed with which said person receiving road head has time to pull the car over, pull his dick back in and text his friend and make the phone call?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:50pm

    @5:43 lol aww thanks :]

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:45pm

    yeah 4:42....hes good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:39am

    is it me or is road dome more popular in massachusetts? i can't think of anyone in my group of friends that hasn't gotten it at least once

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 12:57am

    true friendship is including your buddy on something like this (: ^WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:37pm

    who cares what happened if it did or not these texts are funny if you can actually imagine this happening

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:07pm

    I'm talking about the first 7:39.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:50pm

    i wanna fucking be your friend

  • Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 2, 10 at 7:18am

    8:07, I don't know, or care for that matter, which one you are. I do know you have terrible grammar, and you're horrible at spelling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:34pm

    i wish there was a button for REALLY good night. or best friend ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:58pm

    hahahaha i was giving my best friend his bday bj in the form of road head.. and we got busted by his parents. hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:02pm

    To bad u can't upload audio lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:14am

    @ 12:39....and then you found 5 dollars.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:06pm

    1:27 .. but you know him right? you see why I would think it was him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:39am

    haha 1:14... he would have had to find atleast 500 dollars to make that story interesting though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:52pm

    @4:38 sounds like the beginning of a pretty solid porn to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:01am

    OMG - I wanna be this persons friend!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:39am

    4:58= desperate for attention.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:27am

    458's fucked three ways towards the weekend

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:39pm

    well, more fake posts from this site. i hate these fake posts that didnt happen. how likely is it that this occured -that he thought to pull over, text his friend etc, AND THEN post it here? FAKE FAKE

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:47pm

    three words....pure. fuckin. genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:17am

    8:30 -- E p i c .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:24pm

    4:58 whats ur name, we should be friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:54am

    Road head...that's why cruise control is so awesome!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:31pm

    try getting caught in a public parking lot walking home from the clubs......now THAT'S hilarious...the two of us just stood there drunker than hell, not saying a word and getting bitched out by 8 cops who caught the whole thing on tape.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:25pm

    @ 4:58 can I b ur best friend too?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:18pm

    458 = best girl ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:37pm

    I really love this text. I would have loved to heard the phone call even more!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:48pm

    this is 4:58.. im not a slut.. i dated my best friend for a couple months then decided to just be fwb. he wasnt some random person. and we got caught by his parents because the just happened to pull up next to us at a red light. oops!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:34pm

    I would've loved to be the guy making that phone call

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:15am

    Wait a second 4:58 / 5:50 How did they catch you if you were giving him road head? Were they in the back seat? I'm so confused.

  • Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 8:07pm

    giving road head is fun! especialy if u have no gag reflex n u swallow! ;) just remember good girls go to heaven bad girls go down :) wat one u think i am?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm

    I swear mass police must know when im in the car with a girl. I have been "caught" in a park, behind a barn, behind a post office (bad choice), and even in the small ass beverly airport parking lot!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:07am

    I would fuckin pay to have heard that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:45pm

    shut up 4:42 no one wants you here