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  • i bet the penguins are better than his mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:30pm
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  • 10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.

    Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:58pm
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  • the Again? is what made it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • nothing like that second banning...

    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:32am
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  • haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:16am
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  • how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:08pm
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  • 5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm
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  • I hope it was at least the National Zoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:25am
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  • i bet the pandas are better than his mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:36pm
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  • ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:51pm
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  • i bet the pandas are his dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:05am
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  • Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:58pm
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  • I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . . The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:54pm
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  • when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:12pm
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  • making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • ya, a double ban? is that possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:09pm
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  • stop fuckin da zebras

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:12am
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  • (240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it. (301) but you're a guy. (240) not if I concentrate really hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:23am
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  • Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:35am
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  • Marylandddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:01am
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  • was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:48pm
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  • 11:36. i see what you did there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:38pm
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  • I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:42am
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  • I bet the penguins are his mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:16am
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  • Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.

    Submitted by italiana on Mar 4, 12 at 5:42pm
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  • ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:59pm
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  • the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:34pm
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  • Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:36pm
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  • When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:36pm
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  • he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:51pm
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  • 5:36 is definitely a tourist. the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:18pm
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  • "So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?" "All."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:09pm
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  • the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:46am
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  • I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:30pm
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  • i probably know the people that got banned -_-; oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:19pm
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  • A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.

    Submitted by italiana on Feb 7, 12 at 6:56am
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  • sadly, i think i know who this was...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:34pm
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  • Be my frienddddd! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:12pm
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  • yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:54pm
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  • maybe it was a different zoo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:51pm
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  • Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:46pm
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  • or maybe they broke the rules anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:53pm
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