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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:12pm

    when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:01am

    Marylandddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 95 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:25am

    I hope it was at least the National Zoo.

  • 97 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:49pm

    the Again? is what made it

  • 91 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:09pm

    Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!

  • 93 64
    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 16, 10 at 4:32am

    nothing like that second banning...

  • 91 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm

    5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron

  • 97 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:16am

    haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.

  • 96 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:46am

    the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.

  • 79 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:06pm

    making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people

  • 84 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:08pm

    I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped

  • 91 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:34pm

    the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it

  • 94 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:49pm

    how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time

  • 95 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:09pm

    "So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?" "All."

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:23am

    (240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it. (301) but you're a guy. (240) not if I concentrate really hard.

  • 89 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:30pm

    i bet the penguins are better than his mom

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:58pm

    Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3

  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:49pm

    ya, a double ban? is that possible?

  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:36pm

    i bet the pandas are better than his mom.

  • 86 77
    Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:58pm

    10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:48pm

    was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:35am

    Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:36pm

    Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:54pm

    I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . . The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:19pm

    i probably know the people that got banned -_-; oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:05am

    i bet the pandas are his dad.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:18pm

    5:36 is definitely a tourist. the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.

  • 81 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:51pm

    he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:53pm

    or maybe they broke the rules anyway

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:12am

    stop fuckin da zebras

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:42am

    I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:16am

    I bet the penguins are his mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:30pm

    I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:34pm

    sadly, i think i know who this was...

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:59pm

    ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:51pm

    ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:38pm

    11:36. i see what you did there.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by italiana on Mar 4, 12 at 5:42pm

    Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:54pm

    yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:36pm

    When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:46pm

    Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:12pm

    Be my frienddddd! :D

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:51pm

    maybe it was a different zoo...

  • 43 59
    Submitted by italiana on Feb 7, 12 at 6:56am

    A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.