i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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