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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    I really can't stop laughing...I'm effing shaking. loveee it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:34pm

    Agreed 7:01 and 8:21...Buzz Killington up there who doesn't have enough of an imagination to laugh at the thought that somebody might text something like this isn't cool enough to be one of our friends anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:34pm

    can these people please be my best friends!?!?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    let's please be friends, hahahaha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:46am

    lmfaaaaaooooo child man!!! hahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:22am

    OMG who did this!!! I actually remember this one!! Call or text Bridget and remind her of this!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    her name was lola....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:43am

    Oh man, I want to be friends with this kid! This makes me miss getting stupid drunk! HAHAHA!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:11pm

    All the good texts are from Florida...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:29pm

    HAHAHAH child maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:13am

    lol please tell me who posted this!!!!!!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:32am

    youre an idiot 12:58. its pretty obvious that the text was talking about a regular short dude, not a midget. what you did was fucked up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:57pm

    CHILD MAN! baaahahahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:41am

    child man. best thing i've read all day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:45am

    gotta love broward county and miami hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:49am

    This was a good night for the people around this person with a sense of humor. Hell, I would've been laughing my ass off right there!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:24pm

    ha! I cannot stop laughihg... child man.. bwahhaha

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    Submitted by lillers on Oct 14, 10 at 12:00am

    By FAR my favorite on this site.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:50am

    child man hahahaha wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:59pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:14pm

    HAhahahHaHaHahahahahahahahaha OMFG THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:58am

    I THINK I JUST PEEEEED!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:39am

    bahahahahah! child man?! that is so perfect!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:23pm

    Evewry time I need a laugh, I read this one. It NEVER fails.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:47am

    hahahahaha this person rocks !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:31am

    omg hahahah just LOLed fo real...this made my day

  • Submitted by La_La_La on Jul 22, 10 at 2:05am

    Yeaaa! 954 represent! : D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:04am

    oh my god LOL!!!!!! whoever this is has to be the funniest person alive. if only my friends were this classic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:59pm

    I so love jagerbömbs too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:15pm

    omg CHILD MAN. that's awesome!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:46pm

    hahhahhahahahaha HAVE A BANANA. i could so see that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:43am

    hahaahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah omfg i swear i just rolled to the floor laughing to the point of crying! Have a Banana + Child man R THE BEST DRUNK PHRASES EVER! can't read it again, it just makes my cry my sockets off!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:33pm

    haha... I think it's funny when people say 'fake' to a lot of these. Obviously you've never *really* been that drunk before.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:05pm

    LMAO!!! So not fake - I've send very similar texts to my friends! Alcohol can make for good entertainment. Child man hahahaha!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:20pm

    ahh!!! i love the world becuz of this!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:00pm

    hahaa i love the 9-5-4

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:30am

    Lmao that's hilarious!!! Gotta be proud of my 954 xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:48am

    I think this was one of my friends. I'm so proud!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:54~ ...she was a show girl.

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    Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 24, 10 at 9:41pm

    LOL "Child man" that is so tastelessly awesome!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:47pm

    actually lol-ed at this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:35pm

    "i love you child man" LMFAOO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:10pm

    hahah niceee! i live in the 954 :) and i agree with 1:34 loll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:01pm

    hahaha oh my god, this would be hilarious if it were on video. i would so pay to see it. be my bff :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:26pm

    i've known a man-child...its disgusting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:39pm

    Hah Jan 23 2:07!!! Amazing. What a mess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:23pm

    funniest shit ever!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:23pm

    hilariousss. i legit laughed out loud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:10am

    LMAO :D hands down one of the funniest texts on this site

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:39pm

    LMAO!!! sounds like an amazing evening

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:30pm

    I'm with the person who wants to be your best friend. I am DYING!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:34am

    dear whomever this is to/about: be my friend/boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:00pm

    omg i just found this one and i laughed for about 5 minutes this is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:23am

    Oh Lawd. Hilarious. I'm crying

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:50pm

    child man hahahhaha this is the best one i've read so far

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:31pm

    Why do people say "fake"? Who gives a shit, its funny either way!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:57pm

    haha. funniest one i've seen in a loooong time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:12pm

    funniest post on here without a doubt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:48pm

    hey! This shit happens! I was piss-assed drunk in Wisconsin with a national convention of midgets and some of the shit the other drunks said was hilarious! wrong...but hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:06pm

    lmaooooo priceless!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:29pm

    LOL I LOVE THIS PERSON

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:31pm

    leave it to the 954 <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:36pm

    whaddup broward, I always hope that 954 and 305/786 texts are my friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:50am

    ahahahahahahaha i cannot stop laughing i love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:01pm

    Comments like "fake" are so fucking stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:21am

    seriously 12:58? And you're proud of what you did and are boasting about it?? You are just a huge douchebag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:40pm

    go broward! sounds like something one of my best friends would say. def. from the 954, too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    People say 'fake" because they have no concept of humor and couldn't possibly have friends as funny as the rest of us.

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    Submitted by bestueverhad on Mar 22, 11 at 12:51am

    Holy fuck thats hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:32am

    Lmfao. This shit is fucking priceless.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:16am

    hahahahaha, this is grand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:31am

    OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL CHILD MAN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAAAAAZING!!!!

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 19, 10 at 8:27pm

    AMAZING! one of the funniest ones I've read yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:53am

    i always laugh when people reply "fake" they do it mostly because they're jealous that they can never partake in awesome texts like these.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:26am

    Im brazilian and live in broward!! hell yes to the rio de janeiro peeps!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    LMAAAOOO! omg i almost diedd. CHILD MANN! marry me? who cares if it's fake it's fckn funny.

  • Submitted by MrK on Jan 23, 10 at 2:07am

    This text is awesome. Reminds me the day after my 21st b-day. I yelled "yo, fuck you bitch!!!" at a car as I was crossing a road, and an elderly couple entering a church thought I was yelling at them; then I saw an old man I know, and I go "I'm aliiiive" and gave him a high-five as I walked by.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah. i want to meet this person!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:20pm

    AAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAH child mannnnn...i literally just laughed out loud.

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 2, 10 at 11:21pm

    If I saw that guy doing that, I would straight up makeout with him.

  • Submitted by nerd4lyfe on Aug 5, 10 at 7:19pm

    I love my zip code! I need to find this person!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:28pm

    LMFAO!!!!! this is NOT fake at all ! ! haha this is my cousin that did this. hahahaha I just found out about this website today, and a few days ago she posted something like "crazy night. still recovering.wish i can remember all of it..." something liek that and one of her friends posted that on her FaceBook page and must have posted it on here as well. this is hillarious. and I said that same thing. I love you Child Man lmao.