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  • Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 30, 11 at 3:43pm

    So it was really shitty for the first 3/4ths of the BJ with nothing happening, but then got really exciting at the end, culminating with a fantastic cumback finish?

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      Submitted by D71 on Jan 6, 12 at 12:45pm

      perfect!

  • Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 30, 11 at 1:16pm

    If her blowing skills are equal to Tebow's qb skills, then it probably wasn't that good.

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 30, 11 at 2:14pm

    She sticks two fingers up your ass and it's a safety. Tea bag her for a sack. Cum in her hair is roughing the passer. Spitting is a fumble.

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      Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 30, 11 at 2:44pm

      what about an interception? lol

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        Submitted by porksword on Dec 30, 11 at 2:51pm

        That would be if someone else grabbed the balls.

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        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 30, 11 at 4:07pm

        that's when her little sister runs in at the last instant and gulps down yer Goo.

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          Submitted by porksword on Dec 30, 11 at 5:01pm

          I'd take the 15 yards and face mask her.

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            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 30, 11 at 10:43pm

            Fucking brilliant!!!

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            Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 12:34am

            Too bad he got a false start and blew in his pants

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    Submitted by ripkushhhh on Dec 30, 11 at 1:35pm

    Might be the new standard for bets within a relationship

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 30, 11 at 2:10pm

    Teeeeblow!! Whoooooooaaa!! Teeeeblow!! Whoooooooaaa!!

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    Submitted by bigman_oncampus on Dec 30, 11 at 3:39pm

    @bandkid so that's why the broncos have only lost 2 games since he started for them right??

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      Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 30, 11 at 3:58pm

      Actually it's 3 games, and they were all blowouts to top tier teams.

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    Submitted by falconfan13 on Dec 30, 11 at 8:28pm

    1. Nice work.

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 1, 12 at 4:57am

    ... But Tebow, after winning several games, managed to lead his team to a spectacular 40-14 loss against the Bills, one of the worst teams ever. From henceforth Tebowing shall always mean to me f-ing up at the most embarrassing moment...

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    Submitted by WApple on Dec 30, 11 at 8:41pm

    BLOWOUTS!

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 12:32am

    So she was 3-30 for 36 passing yards and 2 ints? Sweet. Hope she finished like teblow atleast

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    Submitted by bellamari on Dec 31, 11 at 1:24am

    hahaha new term

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    Submitted by squibkick on Dec 30, 11 at 8:50pm

    Then your mom called an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

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    Submitted by callinbullshit on Dec 31, 11 at 2:17pm

    Horsecollar......