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  • 43 24
    Submitted by Yeep on Jan 15, 13 at 1:59pm

    Such bullshit, the smoke alarm comes way before the flames.

  • 37 22
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 15, 13 at 5:54pm

    If cooking while drunk caused fires, every restaurant would be nothing but a smoking crater in less than a week. Your mom is a big old drama queen. (That said, do be careful, and a fire extinguisher is a good thing to have around.)

  • 33 19
    Submitted by nicinthetrees on Jan 17, 13 at 5:55am

    Mate, your mums more hammered than you are! Nothing can possible go wrong cooking while drunk

  • 37 27
    Submitted by BOOM7 on Jan 15, 13 at 1:29pm

    DEATH! By pizza..