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  • 86 48
    Submitted by Phys on Nov 14, 11 at 12:05pm

    Diamonds are forever, concussions only last a few weeks

  • 74 60
    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 15, 11 at 12:59am

    He was passed out? Most girls wouldn't even bother. I'm undecided if I'm impressed or embarrassed

  • 69 59
    Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:03pm

    Desperado

  • 70 63
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 15, 11 at 12:10am

    Irony is so ironic, isn't it?

  • 68 66
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 15, 11 at 1:21am

    You cockblocked yourself and kept from being a rapist.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 14, 11 at 11:18pm

    You hit your head off of your jewelry box? How high must you\nBe too see your own head on a box?

  • 63 64
    Submitted by titsmagee429 on Nov 15, 11 at 5:08am

    Clearly you were goin for the gold

  • 50 41
    Submitted by souljehr on Nov 18, 11 at 4:42pm

    Silly double standards. If its a girl trying to get on a passed out guy, shes just desperate. A guy trying to get on a passed out girl, he's a felon

  • 59 63
    Submitted by moon_man_mike on Nov 14, 11 at 12:22pm

    its all fun and games, till the pants come off

  • 64 75
    Submitted by deezknight on Nov 14, 11 at 11:55am

    A certain Eagles song comes to mind. Four syllables, first letter D, anyone know it?

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Net_Bastard on Nov 18, 11 at 2:01am

    I'm pretty sure that counts as sexual assault.