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  I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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• Diamonds are forever, concussions only last a few weeks

  Submitted by Phys on Nov 14, 11 at 12:05pm

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• He was passed out? Most girls wouldn't even bother. I'm undecided if I'm impressed or embarrassed

  Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 15, 11 at 12:59am

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• You cockblocked yourself and kept from being a rapist.

  Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 15, 11 at 1:21am

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• Irony is so ironic, isn't it?

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 15, 11 at 12:10am

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• Desperado

  Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:03pm

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• Clearly you were goin for the gold

  Submitted by titsmagee429 on Nov 15, 11 at 5:08am

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• Silly double standards. If its a girl trying to get on a passed out guy, shes just desperate. A guy trying to get on a passed out girl, he's a felon

  Submitted by souljehr on Nov 18, 11 at 4:42pm

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• You hit your head off of your jewelry box? How high must you\nBe too see your own head on a box?

  Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 14, 11 at 11:18pm

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• A certain Eagles song comes to mind. Four syllables, first letter D, anyone know it?

  Submitted by deezknight on Nov 14, 11 at 11:55am

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• its all fun and games, till the pants come off

  Submitted by moon_man_mike on Nov 14, 11 at 12:22pm

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• I'm pretty sure that counts as sexual assault.

  Submitted by Net_Bastard on Nov 18, 11 at 2:01am

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