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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:19am

    That's what vibrators are for.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:04am

    Easy slut if she can't go over a month without sex.

    • 40 52
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 1:41am

      She clearly can go that long, she just doesn't like to. Hard to say I blame her, really. Also, how does a <i>lack</i> of sex make you a slut?

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:02am

    I'm at 136 days. And before that I was at a year! 47 days is nothing!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:38am

    I just got a gross image in my head of skin growing over it. Fffuuuuuck

  • 54 46
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Feb 19, 10 at 2:18pm

    A missing person isn't assumed dead until 7 years. But thanks for playing.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:40pm

    Just did it fellow Americans

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:05am

    Stupiddd

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:15pm

    I'm at 6 hours

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:35am

    In soviet Russia vagina penetrate themselves so virginity never comes back

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:59am

    In soviet Russia hymen plays Raux songs and busts ur cherry

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:12am

    6:07 I'm a girl and I use the word cunt. Not to reference my vagina...but I've called other girls cunts when they're acting like one.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:32am

    A month and a half really isn't a long time

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:44am

    Rip vagina....

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:45am

    Put your fingers in it. Maybe you should douche once in a while, you might get more visitors then if it didn't smell like last weeks catch of the day

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:32am

    That's nothing I'm on day 73!

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:50am

    I just fucked while playing a RAUX song, that was like popping my cherry again it was so hot!!!

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:01am

    To 6:07; what's to say the person saying cunt is a girl? Man I hate that word tho.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Feb 19, 10 at 5:53am

    8074 days without vaginal penetration... and yet i didn't send it as a text to a website acting like my life was over. get over it. this isn't funny.

    • 43 53
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 19, 10 at 9:49am

      8074? It probably means you're a virgin which is cool but once you get it, you'd send a text like this.

    • 41 51
      Submitted by drrrc on Feb 19, 10 at 11:34am

      that's sad

    • 41 44
      Submitted by B6305 on Feb 19, 10 at 12:38pm

      January 7, 1988.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:10am

    That's sad lol

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:47am

    I'm on day 4

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:52pm

    I will fuck any decent chick stop being shy and playing games guys just want to fuck

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:56am

    I love it! That reply just made my day.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:01am

    You think that's bad? I'm 23 and still a virgin.....not by choice either.

    • 29 51
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 19, 10 at 9:57am

      Umm... you know how easy it is for a girl to get laid right? Even a big girl (if you happen to be one). Bar + guys = Penetration

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:09am

    I stab my cunt

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:58pm

    11:47 a) no one cares and b) so the fuck what? Sex is meaningless without some stronger feelin. I don't care about marriage but at least love...

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:39am

    5:19 you are a waste of human life.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by impooping on Mar 28, 10 at 4:53pm

    Hillllaaarrriiiouusss

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:32am

    lol

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:41pm

    I pooped a little reading this

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:35am

    im on three months...

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:07am

    Give up your Vcard to that Raux boy. He's worth it! Lol lolol

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:56am

    Fuck yah Ho, Raux is the tighest party beats to get bitches wet!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:25am

    Somewhat humorous.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:15pm

    11:47 nobody asked for your life story.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:05am

    5:53...so ur a virgin? As soon as u loose it it's different. It's like they want it more. U wouldn't know what she is feeling bc ur a virgin. Why don't u talk to us when u know what she is feeling douche

    • 37 48
      Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Feb 19, 10 at 6:56am

      I was going to say you make a somewhat credible point... but then you bitched at me for no apparent reason and called me a douche. it's not like i was judging her or anything, i could care less. I just don't think it's newsworthy when it's only a month. sorry.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:19am

    First... So fuck all u hoes

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:57am

    I'll penetrate that Raux guy with my clit! He's sooooooooooooooooo yummy!!!

  • 30 42
    Submitted by thelittleloli on Jan 18, 11 at 8:11am

    Try 365 when your boyfriend is deployed in Afghanistan. Get a vibrator or get over yourself.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:08pm

    Lol rip vag... Sounds oddly painful

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:23pm

    Yeah put on a Raux song and just fuck the first hot guy that u see. Duhh

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:10pm

    I'm at around 70 days, so stfu.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:58am

    OMFG all my girl friends were JUST talking about raux

  • 35 56
    Submitted by LetItBe on Feb 22, 10 at 12:44am

    Hah. I endured 278 long days of that, but now I'm back on the wagon!

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:18pm

    2 days

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:33am

    Goin on a week. But that'll end today

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:43am

    She's definetly a slut just an ugly one

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:44pm

    Thank you 352, thank u. Fuck these silly games girls play, if u wana get with a guy just edging say so!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:47am

    Im at...my whole life. Virginity sucks ass. Damn Bible Belt and it's high school religious bitches. Only chicks that do give out are the fat cunts and everyone has a reputation so looks like no sex until a public university. yey!! Fml

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:07am

    23 and a virgin? You must not know who RAUX even is then. Buwaahaa.

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:07am

    WTF. Who talks like that? I've never met a girl that uses that word.