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(201): View more from New Jersey

I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

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(513): View more from Ohio

I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.

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(516): View more from New York

Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

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(518): View more from New York

She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.

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(619): View more from California

I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.

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