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  • Paula Deen would love it.

    Submitted by KateMiles on Jul 30, 13 at 5:36pm
    • only if it was a white dick.

      Submitted by dwain on Jul 30, 13 at 7:05pm
      • wow asshole. keep drinking the kook aid the lamestream media feeds you

        Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 30, 13 at 9:05pm
        • Her friend Jellyroll would eat it..

          Submitted by ck24 on Jul 30, 13 at 9:43pm
        • it was a joke dip shit. and what is kook aid?

          Submitted by dwain on Jul 30, 13 at 10:52pm
          • a) I'm not a dipshit and b) it's what all the left wing kooks drink.

            Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 31, 13 at 5:44am
  • Would a condom break on the corners?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 31, 13 at 1:33am
  • It would be funny if he had a nice body but an ugly face. Butter face, butter dick.

    Submitted by parker3741 on Jul 30, 13 at 11:04pm
  • Butter is best when applied to buns.

    Submitted by crross on Jul 31, 13 at 7:45pm
  • I know that square dick fit beautifully in my round hole! ;-) boom city Red!!!

    Submitted by gingerstalker on Jul 31, 13 at 6:42pm
  • Thank you, fleshlight!!

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 31, 13 at 11:36am
  • Just be thankful it wasn't Brian Fantana. He nicknamed his penis "The Octagon"

    Submitted by Soulburn on Jul 31, 13 at 1:23pm
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