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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:22am

    You can call this man a nerd all you want, and it still won't change the fact that he's getting head, and you aren't.

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      Submitted by james_gatz on Jun 22, 12 at 11:57am

      no one called him a nerd. who the fuck are you talking to? this guy's got it made.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:12am

    You son of a bitch. Well done, sir.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:05am

    Im pretty sure I want to attend this wedding. I love the fact that he is so excited that his girlfriend would do that for him. I am impressed she even knows the theme. I for one, would love to meet a man who screams 'BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL' before he enters me. I would buy HIM an engagement ring. If that makes me a 'fangirl', who gives a fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:41pm

    When u cum u should make the chewy sound

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:41am

    I'm a girl and I thought this was both funny and cute. Sure it's nerdy but the fact that this couple is able to joke around like that is cute!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:41am

    Dude, i'm not even a star wars fan, a nerd, or a movie fan of any kind... BUT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:11pm

    Damn, is that what I gotta do to get a ring?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:13pm

    This is way more fun if you do it to the Imperial March instead of the theme. I get all Sith Slut for my boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:56am

    If she was pretending your dick was a light saber, why would she put it in her mouth? Is she expecting to get her teeth whitened?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:12pm

    Being into Star Wars makes a girl a keeper. Being into Star Wars makes a guy a loser. I find that interesting (and true).

    • Submitted by salire on Dec 14, 10 at 4:00pm

      it's because one's a rarity and the other a dime a dozen. supply and demand, my friend.

      • Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 3, 11 at 5:02pm

        damn I hate economics sometimes

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        Submitted by james_gatz on Jun 22, 12 at 11:59am

        somehow i feel like that's not true. there are a lot more girls into star wars than are given credit for. but culture portrays it as being otherwise.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:36pm

    May the force be with you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:14pm

    WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:21pm

    That's hilarious and cute. If that works for the both of them, and it's all in good fun, why not? It doesn't matter how big a geek you are as long as you can function as a normal person and have meaningful relationships, you'll find someone who'll appreciate the same shit you do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:57am

    does anyone else not get the light saber part? to give a light saber head would initially be suicide....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:47am

    ahahahahahah.....who cares if he is a nerd??....he got a blow job.....ya fuckin douches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:28pm

    hahahahahah- funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:13pm

    lol this is epic win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:18am

    1050 says it best, any chick who has the sense of humor and knows you well enough, and has the good sense of self where she can have a lark with your cock in her mouth is definitely worth keeping.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:59pm

    lol, it's funny to me how he's getting called nerdy and how it's "pathetic" that star wars gets him off. but i'm SURE everyone that posted here has some weird fetish that gets him/her off, at least he had the balls to admit it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:25pm

    i hope you're not joking. buy that damn engagement ring and keep her forever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:41pm

    I gave a 4 hour blow job before I got my ring! Married 8 years &2 kids later ! I will still suck his cock but He better hurry!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:14am

    bahahaha! so........ does she do girls to or is her mouth a lightsaber only zone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:58pm

    that is one of the most amazing things i have ever heard in my life!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:59am

    Psss, 9.32: Leia* But haha. Whyyyy a light saber, what the fuck would she do? If she puts it in it'd burn her mouth or somethign.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:59am

    thank you 10:52 thats some of my best work.......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:53pm

    you have no idea how jealous i am

  • Submitted by wooflequack on Sep 16, 10 at 5:20pm

    Best. Text. EVAAAAAAAAAAR!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:30am

    I know understand the force

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:29pm

    oooo i do,i do i like . bueler.bueler, bueler

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:30am

    im a female, and i love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:02pm

    Your gonna ask her to marry you because she's a star wars nerd?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:47pm

    this is so amazing!!! im so gonna steal this for my man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:47pm

    Wooo!! I love Hoosiers! :))) that is fuckin hilarious man! Definatley the greatest one I've read on here:))

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:14pm

    lol. raise your hand if you're infinitely glad you're not dating that raving lunatic 10:20/27 and, for the record, i wouldn't enjoy this for a moment but i can't stand girls who can't have fun in bed and laugh a bit from time to time. whysosrs? ps. i'm sure your mean and evil vagina has consumed many an innocent penis, no one cares, at least not anyone here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:24pm

    10:27 doesn't have any imagination... and I'm a girl too. I'd love to hum on my guys cock if I thought he'd like it. Star Wars, the National Anthem, Ferris Buelers Day Off... Literally...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:05am

    11:02 please kill yourself that was lame..........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:26pm

    that's using the force alright ;P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12am

    FINALLY something funny on TFLN. ugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:28pm

    dude, fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:40pm

    I love giving my man head. And we have 4 kids and have been together a long time. Sometimes the chemistry between two people is amazing and it never leaves. MMm :) Love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:52am

    10:20/10:27 - Seriously? Calm the fuck down. Don't get on here and stand on your soapbox and try and find any excuse you can to discuss your sex life and how amazing you think you are while trying to demean other people. It's a fucking novelty site. Jesus fucking Christ the people that get on here...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:07pm

    whenever i'm getting head, the darth vader theme song always plays in my head. "I find your lack of faith...disturbing."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:39am

    10:20..10:27 etc.. No one wants your head, you're the girl we call on our last day in town before we move to Cambodia, and 4 years wow it's actually like someone almost gave a shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:02pm

    I should do this with my boyfriend. she is full of win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:36pm

    "then thats when u hit that bitch wit a jedi mind contusion.....remember her place she will..." LMFAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:24pm

    haha wow. i dont think ive even met a chick who knows the theme song. lucky bastard :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:27pm

    june 17th 9:32-- your powers are weak, old man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:27am

    Mother fuker

  • Submitted by cheekspease91 on Jan 11, 11 at 1:08am

    this is awesome that's all i can say!! you found your perfect fit!! good for you stranger!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46am

    these aren't the droids your looking for, this is the dick you want to suck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:10pm

    @3:56 you are made of win. That made my day. Now I can go to bed smiling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:48pm

    This belongs on mlia. Fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:58pm

    the second you get off from that, marry her. dear lordy i love fangirls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:12pm

    why wait till tomorrow? she's a keeper!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:17am

    Lol wow. Sounds like my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:50am

    I think it's just that she's being funny and cool and referencing something they both like! It's not pathetic at all. I'd do that to my boyfriend anytime, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be a nagger.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:27pm

    That's fuckin hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:05am

    That's how you know it is love

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    Submitted by YourDailyDose500 on Jan 6, 11 at 6:00am

    ive read hundreds of these pages. and this is by far my favorite of all time. i love how this was the deciding factor for marrying this girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:02am

    so i guess you used the force?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:10am

    oh shit i know her.she hummed vaders entrence song 4 me .dun dun dun .dun da dun da da dun.

  • Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:14am

    badass.

  • Submitted by meg007 on Apr 22, 10 at 12:32pm

    You realize that shit stops as soon as she gets the ring right?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:22am

    Sadly, once they get married, the Star Wars-themed head will taper off, and an endless cacaphony of whining and nagging will replace it.

  • Submitted by Hey19 on Mar 23, 10 at 7:49am

    Damn it....they must have a hell of a life time

  • Submitted by anu on Jan 16, 10 at 6:21pm

    I think your girlfriend might be my long lost twin :D\nI like this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:39am

    I read this while listening to seperate ways by journey...rock on man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:55pm

    Just random but I have the word "the Force" tatooed on my "light saber" And I have a plethera of medaclorites avail to all whom want to study the powers of the force...or the dark side for that matter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:13pm

    I would "good night!" this a bajillion times, if i could.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:05am

    Time to test it on the boyfriend. om nom nom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:08am

    You got yourself a winner right there.

  • Submitted by ellabbellabee on Apr 1, 10 at 1:46am

    Why would it be a fml it's not a bad moment

    • Submitted by THEMotherRussia on Aug 16, 10 at 2:43pm

      this isn't fml.com you friggin retard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:35pm

    Mwhuahaha that is classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:20pm

    I want that kind of love too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:38pm

    EPIC WIN.... 1027....wow... calm down hahaha

  • Submitted by sunnyjo15 on Mar 17, 10 at 7:14pm

    This is fucking bloomigton INDIANA!!! That's where I'm from, my names Emily, you think your girlfiends the only girl who does freaky shit like that? ... Wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:02am

    That's freaking awesome man I'd marry her too

  • Submitted by hallywood on Jan 6, 11 at 6:04am

    Best gf ever !!!!!!

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    Submitted by sgtchickenfucker on Aug 4, 10 at 5:06pm

    Yes mate

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    Submitted by Sir_Smokes_A_Pot on Jul 15, 10 at 6:17pm

    This is a major fucking win!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:21am

    You are the luckiest man ever.

  • Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Mar 28, 10 at 4:24pm

    That belongs on MLIA... Winn. No one would vote it average though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09am

    I wanna find that kind of love

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:10pm

    jesus. i would marry that bitch too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:12pm

    Don't do it, once she has the ring she will say that lightsabers give her a headache and the only thing she will do to your penis is roll her eyes to it. Then you will definiltey have to use the force. just some advice from an old Jedi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:28pm

    10:20 is clearly not getting head if he has enough time to type that shit up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    There is no chance this happened, and this is on a different website. Nice job stealing this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:32pm

    super long 1020 up there.. your extremely shallow.. get a life and stop judging hating people for finding love before you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:55pm

    @ 9:32 seriously who gives a fuck if they like star wars that much, how does it affect you? in the end he still gets head so it's a win regardless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:43am

    i cant believe you said cute

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:13am

    11:07 i love your work....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:03pm

    ummmm how do you pretend their **** is a lightsaber? like you wield it in your mouth like its a lightsaber????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:40pm

    holy shit! i'm jealous!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:53am

    i just found this sight through preston and steve . its so fuckin funny wit some of youfuckers wright . keep up the good work.

  • Submitted by kaytlin on Apr 19, 11 at 8:27am

    this is the best im totally doing this with my bf thankss :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:27pm

    10:27 is a crazy bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:17pm

    IU BABY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:37am

    Fucking priceless! I wanna do it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:58am

    yo 9: 56 that was fuckin funny

  • Submitted by sarafln on Sep 14, 10 at 4:49pm

    Well done indeed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:27am

    Love it!!! Totally love it but 9:56 it was FUNNY ALSO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:48pm

    I actually cracked up That is so awesome, she's the ultimate keeper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:58am

    dude....you folded to early.....you think your gonna get that shit when your married!!????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:20am

    If I was a guy I'd marry her too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:58pm

    "You want to swallow"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:32am

    10:27 Hi, I'm Danny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:50am

    Dude. Mazel fucking tov.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:58pm

    i think its cool as hell. i have hummed while giving head. my guy LOVES it. but it can be any song higher pitches have more vibration hence the theme. good for them. oh and yeah i like star wars. fukin judgmental bitch probably gives bad head. jealous?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:27pm

    Does she have a sister

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:17am

    So using this. Also, 6:05, if I was a dude, I'd totally call out the "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" for you, but since I'm not we'll both have to find someone who does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:13am

    omg thats great. shes sounds like a fun time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:58pm

    Yellow and blue make green.

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    Submitted by DaNWkid on Aug 25, 10 at 11:18pm

    I want her to hum dragon ball z :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:47pm

    3:56 you are made of win. Though the reference is a bit of a buzzkill for possibly the happiest text on this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:21pm

    Hey 2:17, I'll do it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:24am

    Come on who doesn't like star wars?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:33am

    this is fucking hilarious. win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33pm

    this is why i love southern indiana/bloomington.

  • Submitted by Mcat86 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:41pm

    Epic, thats all the needs to be said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:32pm

    4 years 10:27? are you using kevlar or something? most guys would have chewed through your standard rope or duct tape after that long

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:21am

    this is a redo of a fml... fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:32am

    the real question is if he used the jedi mind trick to make her swallow. Win?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:57pm

    im a girl and not much of a star wars fan, but hell good for her that she knows how to please her man. god i feel like that would be so akward tho.... especially if light saber noises were made

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    Submitted by xxgrimmjow06xx on Jan 19, 11 at 8:57pm

    U are a god among men nice find dude!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:02am

    I wanna know; who are the 245 people who said this was a bad night!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:34pm

    Nerd or not, do NOT buy that ring unless she swallows, other wise, you can kiss your light saber sucking days over once she gets the ring!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:40pm

    I'm surprised you all get laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:07am

    11:02 HAHAHAHAHAH! I can just picture this tool trying to explain to the judge that "the force was strong him"...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:42am

    hey 10:30 want to pretend i have a 40 foot cock

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:59am

    9:56 lmao! 9:32 & 9:39, sounds like u need another appointment with self-tanner and hair gel.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:34am

    then thats when u hit that bitch wit a jedi mind contusion.....remember her place she will...

  • Submitted by ilovetoparty1 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:57pm

    Damn your a lucky mam

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:31am

    haha... i did this exact same thing to my boyfriend a few times... but i wasn't pretending it was a light saber.. i just hummed the star wars theme song.. hahaha IDK why though :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:39pm

    12:24 Amazing!! the National Anthem and the Blow job together at last!!! the ultimate WIN!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:49am

    cute is the chic at the top of the page [disco pants] ...is she holding a light saber???

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    Submitted by TooHotToTrot330 on Apr 13, 12 at 2:33pm

    Brilliant. Fucking brilliant!!!!

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    Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Sep 19, 11 at 11:05pm

    Haha.. Nerds rock my world!!

  • Submitted by tex58 on Jan 8, 11 at 1:41pm

    I Am a Girl, and I love star wars! definitely doesn't make you a nerd at all. Wtf.

  • Submitted by Smalldude on Feb 14, 10 at 8:18pm

    lucky

  • Submitted by xxgrimmjow06xx on Jan 19, 11 at 8:57pm

    U are a god among men nice find dude!!

  • Submitted by BagOshit333 on Jan 12, 11 at 11:12pm

    Does that make it better because ive been wanting to try it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 10:35pm

    Fuck u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:01pm

    Don't marry her!!! That shit stops the day you say I do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:35am

    i agree wit 10:20 ..i love star wars... but i would rather my girl pretend that i had a 40 foot cock and im watching her trie to swallow that monstrosity wit her meer mortial mouth.but she cant make her way past my pipe lined size vains.man i love blow jobs......

  • Submitted by sladef on Dec 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    Very few good women these days, you found one of the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:12am

    I'm guessing that this is bad for but I know a guy who'd be thrilled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:55pm

    WINNNNNNNNNNNWINWINWIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:58pm

    Hey 9:32/10:27! look at your finger, got a ring on it! let this couple be in love no matter how they show it! Fucken hater!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:40pm

    This was a Fml.......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:55am

    I like the chewy idea. Even newer life quest. Have sex to colt 45 on bubble wrap while she plays with my dick like it's a lightsaber and make the chewy sound when I cum. Sounds like a plan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:47pm

    if your name is Chris, I know you. if not, I'm going to pretend you are Chris.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:47am

    i think i met her at a star wars conference last year....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:24pm

    Awhh dude. Next time I'm giving head I'm gonna end up thinking of Star Wars.. lol

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    Submitted by budd on Mar 16, 11 at 6:38pm

    The force is strong with this one...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:06pm

    Dude that's great. Good luck!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:39pm

    Oh Southern Indiana...

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    Submitted by ExtremeTerror on May 27, 11 at 1:08pm

    I do stuff like this to my boyfriend all the time...Unfortunately, he just wrinkles up his nose at me and says "You're weird.". Not really an "I want to marry this girl" kind of response. =(

  • Submitted by supimbrookiebaby on Apr 7, 10 at 9:34pm

    sounds like something eric forman would say

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    Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:14pm

    U lucky bastard!!

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    Submitted by hungWILLYlow13 on Jan 6, 11 at 4:12am

    threes company theme song wouldve been dope too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:13pm

    The best shit in the world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:32am

    I second that notation

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    Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:23am

    Legit

  • Submitted by LaidbackCincy86 on Nov 17, 10 at 2:19am

    To all those who are against this... Clearly this web site is for fun and the gentlemen in this Is enthusiastic about his relationship and his girlfriend clearly knows how to have a good time in bed as does he so if you don't like it go find a dick to suck and try to make it interesting every time you go down If its not fun and exciting then why would you clearly those who can't find this funny don't have a sex life... so stop hating on other people and find some one you can connect with on a s

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 11:24am

    Holy motherfucker. This is the best one by far. Good luck with ur marriage darth Vader

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:23pm

    Lucky S.O.B

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:45am

    1st 10:27 btw..... I don't think you're a slut, or you have a bad relationship. I just think you have too much time on your hands. not to mention that you neglected to realize hmm idk NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT! i get head too! we all get bop once in awhile. big fucking deal hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:32pm

    LOL 5:30 couldnt have said it better myself. 4 hours god damnn

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    Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:37am

    star wars fans don't die they multiple!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:36pm

    Bloomington best place ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:58pm

    Terre haute beetches!

  • Submitted by jMEjukeboxxx on Sep 23, 10 at 5:24am

    I am that girl. Lmmfao. Not that exact same girl mind you, but we could possibly be long lost sisters.

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    Submitted by PussyMagnet on Dec 8, 10 at 4:27am

    YEEZY TAUGHT HER

  • Submitted by crackerjap on Nov 25, 10 at 4:13pm

    She's a keeper!!!!

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    Submitted by Mandolt31 on Jun 13, 11 at 11:36am

    The Force is Strong with this One.

  • Submitted by quin on May 14, 10 at 1:09am

    Please tell me you had a glow in the dark condom on. Those are the best to play lightsaber with!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:55pm

    This from the home of the hoosiers IU baby

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:18am

    Take that ring and shove it up ur ass...don't put up with shit like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:40am

    10:27...calm down crazy. The text is probably more for laughs than anything and no one brought up your sex life.

  • Submitted by cittyloner on Jun 19, 10 at 9:59am

    Both my boyfriend

  • Submitted by talonstar on Jan 25, 10 at 12:25am

    BEST! BLOW JOB! EVER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:33pm

    Wow that's fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:23am

    3:12 that's not true. I will always go for a guy who likes Star Wars. I took my boy to the Star Wars exhibition and there were plenty of couples there. Guys who like Star Wars must be doing something right

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    Submitted by xsadiexmayx on Sep 27, 12 at 12:20am

    I'm dying... :D

  • Submitted by ShaneLastNamr on Aug 21, 10 at 10:30pm

    Such a turn off

  • Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 4:21pm

    fantastic

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    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 8, 11 at 9:29pm

    You better.

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    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 10:15pm

    You sir are my fucking hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:48pm

    Oh by the way the ReRevenger was here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:00pm

    BUT! Does she look like Yoda?

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    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:51am

    She must have been on a Roll. And he must have had one of those glow in the dark oral condoms! Watch out before she gets clench jaw! Will bite your dick clean off

  • Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 10:13pm

    You better marry that shit quick son

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:30pm

    4:41 I'm pretty sure my jaw would have fallen off 4 hours later. Why would you even do that? It's definitely not about love at that point. I hope the ring he gave you is worth more than his life insurance

  • Submitted by loveisrigged on Apr 18, 10 at 11:53am

    Very very nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:00pm

    honestly? i can't wait to try this on my fanboy .. :) i only wish i'd thought of it myself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:28pm

    Lol Shit mine steered dancing tektonik!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 10 at 4:58pm

    Um y wood it b a fml cuz it's a tfln :P

  • Submitted by madmanmatti on Jul 5, 10 at 3:58pm

    I can appreciate that bro. *fist bump*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:39pm

    That is the best thing i have heard all day hhahaha. too awesome- and I'm a girl lolol. people are haterssss!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:42pm

    3:56, best reply I've ever read on this site. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:17pm

    thats fucking awesome. BUY A RING NOW

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    Submitted by RockyBalboa1372 on Sep 19, 11 at 5:16pm

    You sir are my hero

  • Submitted by Weirdo502 on Dec 9, 10 at 5:56pm

    Your so lucky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:44am

    Omggg that's the funniest thing I've ever herd lmfaoooooooooooooooo

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    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:06pm

    I don't even like Star Wars and I still find that epic.

  • Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:49pm

    That right there is true love. Haha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:39am

    arw arwarwwww arwarw says chewy....[translation] fuckin nerd........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:56am

    rofl at 10:27... "I don't need to prove anything to you! Now read my essay-of-a-reply because I take myself and this website far too seriously." Way to be 10:27, way to be.

  • Submitted by brandonggg on Aug 24, 10 at 1:21pm

    You sir are the man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 4:37am

    Fuck ya that's awesome

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    Submitted by TGOD69 on Sep 26, 11 at 4:48pm

    This deserves a trophy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:52am

    Dual of the fates is kick ass

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    Submitted by gingaman on May 30, 11 at 10:53pm

    This is fuckin AMAZING!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:11am

    Star Wars and swords seem to win men over... I am walking into my wedding reception to the Darth Vader music and we are cutting the wedding cake with a sword. My job to keep my man happy :) And to the person who found this through Preston and Steve... Gadzooks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:38pm

    4:41 if you're gonna blow him for 4 hours i hope you have the whole trilogy memorized

  • Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 4:41pm

    sounds like something I'd do, yeah, I'm an ideal nerd girlfriend....

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    Submitted by iJakeandBake on Jul 3, 13 at 1:49pm

    Never been more proud of Bloomington.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:33pm

    I used to live at 812 now I live at 623 but anyways that soo cute and nerdy haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:22pm

    Every kiss begins with kay!

  • Submitted by scorn on Apr 14, 11 at 2:41am

    Seal that shit yoda

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    Submitted by Losermuffinface on Nov 25, 10 at 5:33pm

    She's a keeper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:34pm

    1141 want to get married

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:41am

    bahahahah! go buy the ring brotha!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09am

    oh danggg, i like that

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    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 6, 11 at 11:39pm

    Did your blaster pistol go off prematurely?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:15am

    let me know if it doesnt work out

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    Submitted by BigBlack2011 on May 28, 11 at 7:14pm

    Chewbaca would be proud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:13pm

    well if that what it takes i guess im down