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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'

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(214): he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true' http://tfl.nu/1kz1

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i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

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(512): i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT. http://tfl.nu/zq8a

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seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable. http://tfl.nu/zho9

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My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow http://tfl.nu/ea94

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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.

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(410): I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas. http://tfl.nu/b72z

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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(203): She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock. http://tfl.nu/zr1r

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.

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(978): i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running. http://tfl.nu/jcc8

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(248): View more from Michigan

Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?

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(248): Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"? http://tfl.nu/h596

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im ready to get crazy and take my wig off

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(978): im ready to get crazy and take my wig off http://tfl.nu/0nn5

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(248): View more from Michigan

i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??

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(248) i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem?? http://tfl.nu/bwq7

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.

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(303): It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic. http://tfl.nu/yvsq

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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.

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(720): She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life. http://tfl.nu/paqh

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dude. I'm so drunk.

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pete, this is bryce's mom

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I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

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pete, this is still bryce's mom

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(214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom http://tfl.nu/lat0

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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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(215): The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room. http://tfl.nu/3nsa

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(805): View more from California

the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.

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(805): the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do. http://tfl.nu/fu0w

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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen

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(516): she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen http://tfl.nu/pvgu

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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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(514): His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn. http://tfl.nu/voym

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(630): View more from Illinois

wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

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yes. helicopter.

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(630): wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back? (816): yes. helicopter. http://tfl.nu/re1i

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(925): Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends http://tfl.nu/x0vc

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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" http://tfl.nu/uoap

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