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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:10pm

    Was it Joe, Nick, or Kevin?

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      Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:41pm

      Just about to say that :]

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        Submitted by GentlemanInBlack on Aug 10, 12 at 2:21pm

        Just about to say that... Months later?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:00pm

    are you sure it wasn't his wedding ring?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    1132 and 808, one day when you're all alone you will regret being the way you are. And when you are divorced and your dick only works 1/4 of the time you will wish you had the one woman that promised to love you forever. Instead you will have to go to a whore house with glory holes. You are a price of trash.

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      Submitted by halprinr on May 13, 10 at 4:48pm

      Take a wrap off douche bag

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        Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 5:08am

        one day (like today) when your all alone your going to comment bitter ass words on some random site and look like an asshole

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          Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 5:10am

          words*

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            Submitted by lowlifeninja on Aug 6, 10 at 3:46am

            One day you will talk mega shit and not spell correctly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:05pm

    Hopefully one of those Jonas brothers got laid right here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:55am

    ahahaha...I had once "reclaimed my virginity" and put a ring on to signify it and all. that night, went to a party...got wasted, ended up fucking this guy and mid-fuck I was like, "oh shit, my purity ring is on..." he said, "do what you gotta do"..took it and threw it...never found it after that, haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:11pm

    Oh, I get it. He threw the ring off because it meant he would never have sex but he was having sex. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:55pm

    8:08, fucking kill yourself. It's fucking douche bags like you that give faithful husbands like me a bad name - 412 is what I repp

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      Submitted by halprinr on May 13, 10 at 4:49pm

      You too douche, relax

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      Submitted by mojoriley12 on Jul 6, 11 at 12:48am

      WHOOOOO calm down there buddy!!!!! No need for that, this is a fun website with funny stuff on it. RELAX!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:53pm

    Just to keep this hilarious, I'm hoping it was Nick Jonas. Sixteen's a wonderful age...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:12pm

    Thank god, you finally tricked out a Jonas brother

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09pm

    Thank you for making the world a better place

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:36am

    aw man.. I have a purity ring.. That just disappoints all us try hard to stay virgins kids..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:23pm

    808 is a doucher. This is hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:56pm

    I was a virgin till 18...i fell in love

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:44pm

    I would fuck that guy so hard...that's so hot

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    Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 2:25pm

    damn... were you THAT good?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:44am

    I'm convinced that purity rings last only until the moment you discover how great pussy really is. Dear heavenly father, Thank you for creating the glory that is pussy. You are king of kngs.

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      Submitted by Wondering_W on Jul 27, 12 at 12:55am

      Or cock. Cock's pretty damn great too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:09pm

    8:10 and I share the same brain, obviously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:15am

    I read this and I'm only 16 but I've dated a lot and never cheated and I just wonder how 11:32 and 8:08 can think like that. Idk maybe it's just not me but you guys sound like huge fucking dousche bags. I've been dating the same girl for 8 months and things are going awesome. I'm going to laugh when you too never get a girl

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:55pm

    Man...Nobody posted "First!" on this one... This has to be a good post.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:39pm

    I SO hope that's true!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:02pm

    yea i agree with 8:00 haha but damn PA men haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:07pm

    1055 guys like you are super rare. Your wife is a lucky lady. You give other couples hope = )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:10am

    this girl fell for the purity ring trick!! girls like what they cant have. awesome job to the guy! She got played,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:53pm

    This is hot! Yay for both of you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:45am

    Amy Grant is silently weeping in the corner

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    Submitted by jerbear0009 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:45pm

    phillyyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:33pm

    this makes me proud to be an american

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:23am

    you saucy, mischievous hussy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:24pm

    I bet my life it was Kevin! It's about time he got laid.

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    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 7, 10 at 12:02am

    another idea. buyin a purity ring so i can do this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:34pm

    I know Charles ruthfod he use to play for the tigers

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    Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 10, 10 at 1:54pm

    hell yes!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:25pm

    Omg was it Nick Jonas?!?!??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:24pm

    this is kind of the best text i've seen in a while and i'm really jealous of the OP. new life goal.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:21am

    8:08, why are you married then? Ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:45am

    I don't throw my ring, I put mine on her as a "promise ring"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:01pm

    hahaha corruption :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:33am

    12:15 good for you. Bout time some real guys make themselves known

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:13am

    11:32 and 8:08 need to just die, or get multiple STD's and never get laid again. They don't deserve to have women love them and eagerly wait for them to get home from a "business trip" when they were actually sleeping around. I'm turning 18 tomorrow and I've been with my girlfriend 11 months, and she's far too good to be cheated on.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:14pm

    The original jeff is funny and cool cause he only posts once, and he's funny. The people who pretend to be jeff and the ones who can't stop talking about him and to him are the ones making everything retarded. Get over your jealous issues and STFU!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:08am

    are you sure it wasn't a Jonas brother?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:11pm

    Yep, new life goal. I need a virgin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:09am

    7:44 you are a douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:32am

    I was fucking your wife the last time she said I love you over the phone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:32am

    Fuck abstinence only. Literally.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:17pm

    Are you fucking one of the Jonas brothers?!?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:31pm

    In soviet russia ring throws guy across room Mid sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:49pm

    This a lot funnier when you know who it was who submitted it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:41pm

    Keeeeep it Classy, Philadelphia <33

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:45am

    1-yr doesn't mean bed time-- one year means engage for the "day-after fight"...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:45pm

    You must be good. :)

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    Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Jan 3, 12 at 10:12pm

    I wear a purity ring, I can't tell If I wanna laugh at this or pray..... Hahaha laugh wins. Oh jeez... I think it would be a sin if I have sex b4 marraige but I still do stuff I prolly shouldn't, hell I'm bi. Still no sex tho. Sad face.

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    Submitted by marelann on Jul 25, 11 at 1:57am

    This will be me on my wedding night(:

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    Submitted by strawberrysweet9 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:49am

    Holy shit thats fuckin epic XD. Seriously just went to find my old purity ring and imma do this when i have sex with my bf :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:06am

    10:24, you and me both, bud. You and me both.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:55pm

    What would chuck Norris have done?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:41pm

    Charles Rutherford would of shoved the promise ring in that stinky hole you call a pussy then fuck you silly

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      Submitted by PandaCantText on Feb 16, 10 at 5:28pm

      Really 1141? I think Charles Rutherford would just blab on and on about the atom.

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    Submitted by NoCarsGo on Aug 14, 10 at 12:43am

    10:55 is a real man. 8:08 is a pig. and purity ring guy is now a man.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:14pm

    Philadel all day!!!! Btw u a funny nigga

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    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:36pm

    next day, puts on his purity ring like nothing happened. goes to his girlfriend and talk about "jesus". five years later they get married and she finds out he wasnt a virgin like she was. all he could say was "i got tired of waiting." DIVORCED

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:58pm

    that chick truly is a pimp.

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    Submitted by macy17 on May 10, 12 at 4:40am

    Wow was his name Ben? He is also missing his...left it in my room....lol...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:40pm

    haha... living in the 215 here in Philly, and trying to get with this girl who believes in that purity ring crap. There's always hope...

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    Submitted by lovergirl1994 on Oct 4, 10 at 6:59pm

    that is HORRIBLE.

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    Submitted by loomis76 on Dec 27, 11 at 3:09am

    Sandusky ftw

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    Submitted by mollybea1220 on Jun 29, 11 at 8:33pm

    I feel like some day this will be me... Lmao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:14am

    11:07 We're definitely not as rare as you'd think.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:14am

    Phillyy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:01pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:36pm

    That's just amazing; kudos.

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    Submitted by YourAlcoholicMom on Oct 13, 11 at 11:59am

    haha thats funny as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:43am

    I hope Jeff gets the chair-cj

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:00am

    joker you got those scars from my fat cock tearing your mouth open that far

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:53pm

    Whats wrong with glory holes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:32pm

    8:08 I wear my wedding ring on a necklace my Wife thinks it's so I don't lose it lol. All women are whores I give props to all men who fuck over as many as possible. All women are good for is fucking and cleaning.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:08pm

    Yea I do that if I go out I put my wedding ring on another finger. my wife found it once like that cause I was too drunk to put it back.