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  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:38pm

    not going to lie, I've totally thought that before, but never actually done it.

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:34pm

    @ whatever GUY wrote this text message: no. no, i don't.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:04pm

    Ear of corn, the texture is amazing

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:32pm

    yeah dude, why the fuck would you cut the leaves off first?

  • 56 50
    Submitted by ok_comp on Aug 13, 10 at 11:19am

    All the time.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:07pm

    1. You obviously have no vagina 2. You obviously have never seen a cock and vegetable from a woman's perspective 3. Lucky you

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:51pm

    9:36PM- i heard a similar story to that...its very dangerous putting objects up your vagina that aren't supposed to go there...i'll stick to the real thing =)

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:26pm

    7:06 and 7:21 that scared the crap out of me i'm not sticking anything up there unless God or the manufacturer lable meant it to be there

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:52am

    Mmmm squash curves just right!!!!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:30pm

    thats fucking disgusting 7:29

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:37pm

    I think a guy wrote this too.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:27pm

    @ 7:26 : Glad to know the first thing you think of before holding your sausage hostage is God.

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:38pm

    mmm i love a nice cucumber

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:06pm

    If she knows what's good for her, she wouldn't. That could actually make small cuts in the vagina which is enough to kill a girl.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:00pm

    A guy had to write that! That just shows how stupid they are. He's probably 13.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:17pm

    lol. my ex used to peel a large carrot, soak it in warm water then dildo herself stupid with it

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:31am

    This girl in my high school lost a hot dog that way. Had to go to the hospital and everywhere

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:45am

    7:26pm - God made some vegetables shaped like penises. He wants us to be resourceful. Besides any girl knows that dildos are fricken expensive. Zuchinni at the grocery store,about $1. You do what you have to.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:35am

    One time on vacation I didn't have a dildo, so while I was at the market I saw a Chinese Eggplant, it looks like one of those curved-tip-dildos, it worked pretty well, but goes limp in a few hours. Also last summer we had Japanese Cucumbers growing in our backyard, and I used those too. Yes I washed them, and no I didn't die because air went to my heart.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:34pm

    funny, at 8:29 but dudes can fuck pocket pussy's cause thats WAY better. at least people will think youre just fuckin a flashlight. hahaha. great movie.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:14pm

    its too easy to say anything to this one

  • 45 57
    Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 27, 11 at 10:48pm

    Ahh NO!!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by AnnArbor on Jan 12, 10 at 8:42pm

    YES.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:06pm

    Keep things that could potentially break off and get stuck out of the vagina, please.

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:29pm

    so dicks and sex toys aren't enough for today's whores, eh?

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 8:18am

    A girl on 1000 ways to die cut her va.jay.jay open with a shaved carrot...o.o...

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:58pm

    get a good size zuchinni or a cucumber and throw a condom over that bad boy and you are all set.... the 1000 ways to die is stupit you can cut your self with your own fingernail if you keep them long it isn't just veggies that you need to look out for

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:30pm

    omg fuck whoever said lauren

  • 41 57
    Submitted by sidman on Oct 11, 10 at 6:45am

    If I had a vagina I would think this

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:31am

    A girl in my school did that with a cucumber.. It broke off and she went to hospital. Fuckking stupid

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:36pm

    obviously you have never watched 1000 ways to die 8:38...a woman bought a carrot, washed it then peeled it...began using it as a dildo and then it cut her vaginal wall and air went into her heart and she died...my suggestion...stick with the real thing

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:17am

    I have totally thought about that! but never have done it. A cucumber is TOO big. no thank you! Btw a girl definitely posted this. and if i was a guy id totally think about a vaccuum

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:38pm

    Way to represent, Oakland county.

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:06am

    not vegtables, but dicks..yeah i think that about my boyfriend's vag stabber

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:52pm

    5:31, the same happened to a girl in my house school. Creepy. 0.0

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:04pm

    who said i problems with freshness? have your own issues on mind eh?

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:16pm

    Cunts bleed all the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:29pm

    one time i cut the leaves off a pineapple and then proceeded to squat on the whole thing! it made my vag bleed but it felt amazing