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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 26, 10 at 11:55am

    "Forgive me father, for my dong is enormous."

  • Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 26, 10 at 11:59am

    It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be homosexual.

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Jun 26, 10 at 1:29pm

      or incompetent with them...my ex is stacked, but no clue how to use it :(

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 12:17pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 26, 10 at 1:42pm

    I'm likin all of the 303 texts lately

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    Submitted by MarcCMcC on Jun 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    ...or Mormon...

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    Submitted by MrK on Jun 26, 10 at 10:24pm

    Ironically enough, there are some sexy Catholics out there, but I'm not too keen on dating other 'good/devout' Catholics.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 8:24pm

      I know a lot of people who think "good Catholic" is an oxymoron.

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    Submitted by 041213 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:27pm

    Jon <3 I love you.

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 27, 10 at 11:29am

    Jernst, I could say the same for you but you hung up on my nanna?? No soup for you!

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    Submitted by peggysue19 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:21pm

    I lost my virginity to a catholic with a huge penis.

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    Submitted by masta1080 on Jun 26, 10 at 1:02pm

    if you're 12 and male you stand a chance

  • Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 26, 10 at 12:30pm

    we call them black people

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 26, 10 at 1:53pm

    Maybe he just has a permanent woodie because he is stills virgin?

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    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:17am

    Agreed

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    Submitted by omgitsrenee on Jun 26, 10 at 11:31pm

    @marsho-wtf???

  • Submitted by alias10 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:47am

    I wonder if you can get to him First?

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    Submitted by Raider10 on Jun 26, 10 at 5:18pm

    This is scary true.

  • Submitted by marsho on Jun 26, 10 at 9:00pm

    Actually, no one should be allowed to be Catholic. How dumb.

  • Submitted by nmstew on Jun 26, 10 at 11:50am

    It's called mouth-vag-mouth, that will break him of it!

  • Submitted by mjo on Jun 26, 10 at 12:37pm

    I don't get it. What does dick size have to do with Catholics?

  • Submitted by noah13 on Jun 26, 10 at 8:29pm

    Fuck Catholics sex is not a hard feat to grasp if you don't know how to use your dick CHOP IT OFF

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      Submitted by ohnothingreally on Jun 28, 10 at 3:22pm

      oh please, do you really think Catholics don't have sex?

  • Submitted by missAkako on Jun 27, 10 at 4:11pm

    I know exactly what you mean XD

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    Submitted by mackboy21 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:40am

    That's horrifying.