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  • Submitted by brandontcr on Jul 2, 10 at 2:15pm

    Lucky bastard I wanna be friends with a racoon

  • Submitted by softball17 on Jul 2, 10 at 2:15pm

    Aha great

  • Submitted by snowboat on Jul 3, 10 at 12:40am

    I mean, think about it, dawg,\nthe real story of Pocahontas\nis about a bunch of white boys\nwho come to my land,\nbribe the corrupt indian chief,\nkill off all the warriors\nand fuck the indian princess silly.

  • Submitted by TheMidnightNinja on Jul 2, 10 at 2:22pm

    <3

  • Submitted by Rees1003 on Jul 3, 10 at 4:14am

    I sorta high-fived a racoon through glass door at a cabin once

  • Submitted by necrocat on Jul 2, 10 at 10:04pm

    OK folks, a little lesson in animal behavior and health. First, racoons are curious and friendly and will often interact w/ people if approached gently. Second, you can only get rabies from a bite. Third, rabbid animals are not friendly.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 11, 12 at 11:24pm

      Sick animals often act friendlier than normal, though.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 2, 10 at 3:31pm

    That High?????.....

  • Submitted by JDogish on Jul 2, 10 at 5:45pm

    Is "Pocahontas" drunk before or after "Batman" drunk?

  • Submitted by tabertot on Jul 3, 10 at 12:31am

    I have 2 of them cute critters

  • Submitted by panicparty5 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:17am

    Ambien does that to ya;)

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    Submitted by mcat on Jul 3, 10 at 3:39pm

    Racoons are such cute little bastards!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 12:11am

    I once fucked a ratcoon in the ass and got rabies so what do u say about tht?

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 2, 10 at 2:23pm

    Ha yeah good. In a week or two u'll be biting people like Cujo. U never heard of rabies?

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:22am

    I had a pet raccoon named Becky. She was awesome. Lived in the house and was litter trained.

  • Submitted by jbambam on Jul 2, 10 at 2:24pm

    I grew up in Kansas City, I'm friends with all kinds of coons

  • Submitted by jawsshark on Jul 2, 10 at 4:28pm

    Maryland? Yeah

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    Submitted by jewishbagel on Jul 3, 10 at 3:00am

    Me too! I have pictures!

  • Submitted by disturbedin1992 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:59am

    Those must have been some good drugs

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    Submitted by treesmokertea on Jul 3, 10 at 11:34am

    damn thats bad ass

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    Submitted by ktrb on Jul 2, 10 at 11:37pm

    Hahah my fav.

  • Submitted by here2say on Aug 4, 10 at 10:46am

    then it bit you and you got rabies!

  • Submitted by Anonymous159753 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:26pm

    hahaha rabies.

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    Submitted by wolve on Jul 3, 10 at 12:33am

    What the hell is wrong with you

  • Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 9:01am

    Thanks for embarrassing! Now everyone knows I nicknamed my penis raccoon. Your cut off!

  • Submitted by lionheart618 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:15pm

    this made me smile :D who would dare mark this as a bad night...

  • Submitted by jaal on Jul 2, 10 at 6:18pm

    You are a charm

  • Submitted by roflasian7 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:33pm

    Haha.

  • Submitted by TheMidnightNinja on Jul 2, 10 at 3:26pm

    Rabies? Have fun.