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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.

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(647): View more from Ontario

all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

(905): View more from Ontario

You're fat. Stop making excuses

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.

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(503): View more from Oregon

One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

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By 8 I mean 9.

(503): View more from Oregon

And by 9 I mean 10.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?

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(936): View more from Texas

She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.

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(631): View more from New York

So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"

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