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  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Jul 9, 10 at 1:55pm

    Doesnt necessarily mean she gets laid frequently...coulda been one big gangbang and by gangbang I mean orgy and by orgy I mean cum dumpster

  • Submitted by tonyg729 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:08pm

    wow, if 10 were at the same place, how many have you actually slept with?

  • Submitted by piebald on Jul 9, 10 at 3:17pm

    Your dad didn't hug you enough, did he?

  • Submitted by superhead on Jul 9, 10 at 1:11pm

    I'm going with 100 plus

  • Submitted by Rosencrantz on Jul 9, 10 at 2:14pm

    Portland, Oregon: the littlest big city. It's a huge place but you can't go five blocks without seeing someone familiar!

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 9, 10 at 1:28pm

    Whore much?

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      Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 10, 10 at 12:38am

      No, actually, not at all. Takes two to tango. If she's a whore, then what would you call the guys she slept with ? (I'd even go so far as to say, WOW! They had sex, too! Must be whores.) -- and the writer may or may not be a girl to begin with. Gasp...

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        Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:18am

        Shut up Chuck.

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        Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 9:37am

        But what if the guys who humped her only had sex once in their life? I guess they wouldnt be whores.

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        Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:23pm

        Remember, A key who opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

  • Submitted by CAAF on Jul 9, 10 at 2:39pm

    So either you can't count straight or you're getting laid as you're texting.

  • Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on Jul 9, 10 at 1:05pm

    Portland ftw

  • Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jul 9, 10 at 2:24pm

    Maybe you should stop being a whore

  • Submitted by leahclare on Jul 9, 10 at 2:16pm

    My question is were these men attractive. I love Portland but its seriously lacking.

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    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 9, 10 at 6:01pm

    My area code! Not sure how proud I am. But way to go anyway.

  • Submitted by Howyouudoinn on Jul 9, 10 at 1:29pm

    ...and by reality I mean dream.

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    Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 3:07pm

    I think she means they keep showing up....

  • 91 72
    Submitted by Osnap on Jul 9, 10 at 2:02pm

    C.c..c...c COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

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    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 9, 10 at 2:06pm

    Maybe she went to college in Portland!

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    Submitted by MissVenom on Jul 10, 10 at 1:26am

    no, 11.... no, 12..... oh fuck they're all here! DEAR LORD THE HUMANITY

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 9, 10 at 11:32pm

    Gotta love the sluts

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jul 10, 10 at 12:22am

    One does what one can.

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    Submitted by Vince128 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:03am

    And by 10 I mean.... O f**k it I lost count

  • 80 68
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 3:49pm

    ill mt. her hood

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    Submitted by brendamarie81 on Jul 10, 10 at 1:44pm

    I appreciate this. Of course I also liked Chelsea handler's "My Horizontal Life" where she talked about all her one nights. How about calling Chels a whore? Dare ya?

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    Submitted by JinxMK on Jul 9, 10 at 6:15pm

    Double kill.... Triple kill.... Kill-tacular...OWNAGE!!

  • 89 93
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Jul 9, 10 at 2:28pm

    What a hor-ible person.

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      Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am

      What in the world has this person done wrong? You're a horrible person to judge.

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    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 9, 10 at 2:05pm

    Lol tangerine

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    Submitted by boolou on Jul 10, 10 at 3:19am

    Lol tangerineballs

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    Submitted by ladygwen on Jul 10, 10 at 9:34pm

    Love Oregon_donor!

  • 77 76
    Submitted by MrK on Jul 10, 10 at 12:52am

    Maybe you shouldn't be a slut.

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    Submitted by mike8121 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:31pm

    Ohhh that's were my Herps cam from

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 1:47pm

    dirty whore

  • 76 79
    Submitted by marymarymary on Jul 11, 10 at 11:18am

    And by guys, I mean girls.

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    Submitted by noah13 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:57pm

    Stupid whore

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    Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 10, 10 at 12:57am

    Sarajay, they can't keep showing up if she saw them last night. I think she was either just being silly or actually did forget who she saw.

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    Submitted by satravels on Jul 9, 10 at 7:26pm

    Ron Jeremy's Club Sessions?

  • 71 73
    Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 11, 10 at 7:35am

    I don't mean to be judgemental but....SLUT!

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    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 10, 10 at 2:21pm

    Humm I live in Portland, and this sounds like a very whorish girl I know, she works at the Venue.

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    Submitted by mencar on Jul 10, 10 at 7:48pm

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

  • 72 84
    Submitted by sway22 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:23pm

    well played, tangerineballs, well played,

  • 72 85
    Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 10, 10 at 10:57am

    Ha I fucking love Oregon text nothing better to do here then fuck and smoke pot

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    Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:20pm

    You should post some contact info. Im coming up to portland and might need some sex. Do you have a price sheet as well?

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    Submitted by firedancersirka on Jul 9, 10 at 2:58pm

    Hahaa this is actually written in a very funny manner

  • 74 93
    Submitted by anonymou on Jul 9, 10 at 1:21pm

    You had sex with ten guys last night at a party? Fun party

  • 72 93
    Submitted by helenoftroy on Jul 9, 10 at 1:07pm

    Aaaawkwaarrrd!

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    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:42am

    By last night you mean you were gangbanged followed by screwing each of them individually right?

  • 64 80
    Submitted by smooth26 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:21pm

    That's a whore for ya.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 9, 10 at 1:09pm

    Hey, at least you're getting laid frequently. More than most of us can say.

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    Submitted by hmjohnson92 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:24am

    Oregon...everybody knows everybody and the dating pool gets very small very quickly if you start checking out your family tree.

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    Submitted by mjhobo on Jul 9, 10 at 6:41pm

    No one is ever from sandy in these damn things.... Im from sandy

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    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:26am

    the op is comparable to a pincushion -- that is to say, she's been pricked many times.

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    Submitted by ohgoodnessme on Jul 11, 10 at 12:56am

    Why are we assuming that the OP is a 'she'?

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    Submitted by sam95119 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:32pm

    How do you tell the area code?

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    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:31am

    Hahaha good 1

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    Submitted by patsfan5252 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:18am

    And by 10 I mean a raging case of genital warts.

  • Submitted by Panther82 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:16pm

    Portland Texas!? I live there! It's a freakin small town, I feel your pain:/

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      Submitted by tonyg729 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:16pm

      portland oregon