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(604): View more from British Columbia

he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.

(651): View more from Minnesota

Looks like I won that one

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(907): View more from Alaska

She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music

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(248): View more from Michigan

He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.

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(907): View more from Alaska

You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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(607): View more from New York

No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy

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