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  • Submitted by kark on Aug 19, 10 at 10:48am

    Did you offer a hand with that?

  • Submitted by maddox on Aug 19, 10 at 12:23pm

    Finally something that's not about drunk sex. Refreshing.

  • Submitted by miiileycyrus on Aug 19, 10 at 11:22am

    I would say this is mean.. But I would probably text this to my best friend too

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    Submitted by skeezer on Aug 21, 10 at 9:31am

    That would be a little disarming, don't you think?

  • 81 64
    Submitted by fuckme on Aug 19, 10 at 5:25pm

    I can't see the 'arm in helping her...

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    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 19, 10 at 11:45am

    Douchebaguette? Is that a new type of French bread?

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Achlies on Aug 19, 10 at 11:37am

    Bahahahaha!! I laughed out loud.

    • 49 77
      Submitted by blahh22 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:08pm

      Haha me too!

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Nowv3 on Aug 21, 10 at 4:51pm

    I'd have her get down on all three.

  • 78 67
    Submitted by nymoemt on Aug 20, 10 at 3:19am

    I won't lie...I would have taken a picture

  • 72 65
    Submitted by sexpanda on Aug 21, 10 at 1:11am

    Maybe 1 of the funniest texts on here lmao

  • 65 58
    Submitted by maynard on Aug 20, 10 at 10:08am

    This is funny. I mean if I had a plastic limb and it fell off, I would laugh my ass off! I would purposely do shit like that to scare people.

    • 55 59
      Submitted by mel24 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:02pm

      a la Arrested Dev't style?

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 19, 10 at 10:12am

    I find this insensitive to amputees. You sir/madam, are a douchebag/douchebagette.

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    Submitted by Nowv3 on Aug 21, 10 at 4:49pm

    Be careful around her, she may be armed and dangerous.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Cammera532 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:13am

    ...So do you think it counted as her carry on?

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Jiro117 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:39am

    OMFG NOT FUNNY!!

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 9:37am

    I don't see why you have to yell and make a big deal out of it.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:14pm

    Yep...going on my favorites!

  • 59 63
    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:02am

    Better be filled with weed and if so it should act as a bong and lastly she can sniff it good bye!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 11:39pm

    Better that than a colostomy bag

  • 67 93
    Submitted by spicyweiner on Aug 20, 10 at 3:45am

    I'm in 631, which airport was it???? Lol

    • 56 67
      Submitted by soccerreff on Aug 22, 10 at 9:28pm

      obbvv jfk their from the 516 lol

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 19, 10 at 9:55am

    Hahahaha....after a long plane trip that would make my day. not worth yelling it at my friends in all caps tho, thats kind of annoying.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 10:22pm

    SECURITY SECURITY

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 3:09pm

    hahaha gays and aids!

  • 64 99
    Submitted by mdurc on Aug 19, 10 at 1:59pm

    hilarious.. just like gays and people with aids

  • 52 79
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Aug 23, 10 at 3:19am

    Now see, there is no need to shout.\nAnd fuck, she can just use her other hand! (;

  • 50 76
    Submitted by emilyec on Aug 19, 10 at 8:34pm

    Ah hahahaha! Awkward! Adding to my favorites! Thanks!

  • 49 77
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:58pm

    WIN!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by imcool123 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:44am

    Nassau county (y)

    • 49 72
      Submitted by soccerreff on Aug 22, 10 at 9:29pm

      woohoo im from there too

  • Submitted by saygoodnight666 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:08am

    OMG U NEED TO NOT USE CAPS LOCK \nThank you!