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  • terrible for the kids. awesome for the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:48pm
  • sicko. i hope the receiver of this text cunt punches you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:21pm
  • hahaha... I had a friend that did that. Maybe if parents actually disciplined their children for once in this day and age, the babysitters wouldn't have to go to extremes to have the children behave relatively well for them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:43am
  • Regular kids would be terrified by this. My kids would cut a bitch. This is why I sleep in fear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:14am
  • pat yourself on the back for being original 4:06, but most people aren't and that's why we'll see old or repeated jokes constantly. majority of the world isn't that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:36am
  • Hahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 11:49am
  • i'd hold the knife to the babysitters throat during sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:32pm
  • hahah love that shit! people need to chillax.....its not like the KIDS were playing with the knives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:31pm
  • What the hell, there was another text that was posted after this one and now it's gone. Wtf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:38am
  • I feel like maybe they were playing a game.. with knives. It happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:25am
  • why is it babysitters(plural)? and thats really dumb, i know someone that got chased by the kid with a knife though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Lmao, it could have totally ended with MLIA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:18am
  • haha its a 631! oh man not surprised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:31am
  • Chase my dick fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:11am
  • I had a babysitter do that to me when I was a kid. It really sucked. I hope you go to jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:17pm
  • my sister used to do this to me all the time. she just didnt want me in our room though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:01pm
  • 12:00, that made me laugh, out loud! And 12:24, that shit is fucked up. I would have probably had alien nightmares for years after that, creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:53am
  • Nothing quite like fucking up the next generation to make one's day, huh? Why babysit if you despise children so much? Can't get a job pushing burgers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:28am
  • 11:32 or because no one wants your babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I babysat for a long time. Sometimes, for little devil spawn children, games like this are the only ones they enjoy. They like games like that. OP was definitely just trying to scare/have fun with the kids. I'm not sure who in their right mind would chase good children around with knives with intent to harm. Sounds like a scary game. Kids love shit like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Dude, your going to hell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:17am
  • seriously people calm down---some kids are inbreds that are destined to drain society's resources---they should have been swallowed at conception. besides its not like the babysitter stabbed them-----they'll get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:43am
  • My sister actually did this to me when I was little, but she told me she was an alien trying to get me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:24am
  • HAHAHA yesss People, chill the fuck out, it builds character XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:02am
  • i dont care what these people say, youre brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm
  • latfh reminds me of the texters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:04am
  • im guessing this was a joke ... a babysitter being stupid/goofy babysitting a 11 year old or something i highly doubt anyone would actually in a violent or threatening way chase a small child around with knives and then brag about it and post it on a website like this... everyone breathe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:10pm
  • I'm tired of seeing " Best. (insert noun here). Ever. "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:06am
  • lmao i love it. i hate kids, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:28pm
  • LMAO!!! Best BS ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:20pm
  • This babysitter is obviously hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:31pm
  • This s why I never leave my son with a babysitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:22pm
  • if it makes you feel any better when i was like 6 i chased my babysitter around with a hatchet, you shoulda pulled that shit on me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Hey at least these kids are getting some exercise. That's what America needs nowadays, more extreme babysitters to solve the obesity epidemic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:42pm
  • I'll bet this text originated somewhere near Mastic.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46pm
  • at least you didn't eat them. right? RIGHT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:00am
  • yeah, this is y i do not reprocduce!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:32pm
  • All of you pussies need to relax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:44pm
  • 10:17, I agree with you. This person needs to be arrested. Or the kids should do the same to her. I bet she'd freak the fuck out then haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Anyone think maybe it's an older sibling watching his younger brothers/sisters? Regardless, I'm glad you're not watching my kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:27pm
  • lmao and this reminds me why, deep down, I do love long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:58am
  • hahahaa i used to do this to babysitters....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:07pm
  • hope the kids do that to you.. won;t be so funny then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:40am
  • i'll tell you what else builds character 12:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:03am
  • fucked up. 10:44 et al, wait til you have kids. If that shit happened to my kids that babysitter would get cut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:12pm
  • omg i just chased my kid w a knife but then i by accident tripped and stabbed him in his boob, he is like 800 pounds so he didn't feel a thing!! it was fricken awesome!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:18pm
  • 11:32, or because you can't spell "why" or "reproduce" so you're not old enough to reproduce yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:41pm
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