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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:23pm

    How are you so sure it's not? Are you some kind of cum connoisseur? A cummoisseur, if you will?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:24pm

    babies love unicorn sweat... they hate semen

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:27pm

    It is a terrible crime to make a unicorn sweat. Drinking the sweat of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price.

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:48pm

    These threads used to be somewhat entertaining...but people like "big tone", "quiet guy" and the fuck wad "you're" guy...it is no longer tolerable...thanks for ruining a good thing you fuckers!!

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:26pm

    Wisconsin ppls now how to party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27pm

    And just how did you find out it was semen?

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:32am

    That's a lot of jizz

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:35pm

    Care to explain to me HOW one would go about filling an entire babyfood jar in the first place??

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:39pm

    ^Actually, good point. It would have involved a few guys and probably a funnel of some sort.... thats fuckin disgusting! Even tho baby food jars are small, splooge is smaller for sure

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:10pm

    Talk about a euphemism! My 'unicorn' 'sweats' a lot!

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    Did someone just say they want to have a civilized conversation in a topic that refers to semen as unicorn sweat. I'm sorry for ruining your discussions on the stock market, politics, Faulkner, and Baby Batter. Please proceed

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm

    You're ruining a good thing

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:43pm

    hahahaha splooge hahahaha

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:11pm

    it used to be fun to read now people just attack each other and it has nothing to do with the original post

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:26am

    Fake as ur mom's new tits

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    I want that on a shirt, "Could we please just have a civilized conversation about semen and unicorn sweat for once?" *runs off to the printers...

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11am

    Mmm... Unicorn sweat is the shit

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:08pm

    Thank you 1:06...I'm sure we're not the only ones.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:48 I agree the idiots have taken over and ruined this place

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:54am

    Wish I'd been at that party.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:00pm

    People realize it's sweat, like perspiration, correct?

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:43pm

    Greattest quote over

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:58am

    7:08- 52 year old dude and i watch it every night! keep it classy NH!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Bullskid on Apr 27, 10 at 10:33pm

    Yeah Wisconsin is keeping it bangin'.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:53am

    Well....... Isn't It?!?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 3:35pm

    I wanna kno how the fuck they knew it was semen?

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:16pm

    Charlie clearly went to Candy Mountain last night and left you a sweat treat!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:26pm

    I could easily kick your ass...

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:59pm

    ......You're an asshole.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    Better than anal juice

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:15am

    Ahaha this is so funny. And what's splooge? Is it the same thing as cum?

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:11pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:44pm

    Does anyone know how to save a TFLN text into ur favorites? I'm stumped. :(

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:46pm

    Wait... FULL of semen? Jesus.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 2:05am

    i lol'd.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:48pm

    Hit share at the top right after u click it. Gives u options.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:04pm

    I would hate to be the baby whose food jar that it.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:20am

    Use it for cinnamon rolls in the morning.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:45am

    Lol magically delicious

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:44pm

    My shampoo looks like my boyfriend's cum.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:12pm

    yeah...how about we just ignore the idiots and just have a normal civilized conversation?

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:03pm

    No one likes you loser!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:23pm

    Bahahahahaha! Hilarious. Unicorn sweat....that'll have me chuckling for the rest of the day.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:42pm

    I had a roommate in college who saved his jack-off spooge in a soup can on his night stand. We got his nasty ass kicked out of the dorms after a disgustingly long two weeks.

  • 23 35
    Submitted by WhiskeyWidow on Apr 13, 12 at 4:45am

    only in wisco....

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:21pm

    Haven't you seen the movie Twins?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:55pm

    Fuck you Mother Fucker....I wish i could reach through the monitor and smack the living shit out of you....now go fuck off!

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:39pm

    Sounds like a good night to me...and i would like to know the answers to the questions...

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:43pm

    You're disgustingly long

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:39am

    Hell yeah milwaukee!! Lol robot chicken ftw XD

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:58pm

    Haha been there a time or two

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:17pm

    You're a sweat treat

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:36pm

    I think that's blood.

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:08pm

    probably need a peter north cumshot to fill that puppy

  • 46 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27pm

    id love to hear the explanation

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:12pm

    You're Unicorn Sweat!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:09pm

    I wonder if there was a jar full of semen from different ppl if some girl stuck some in her vagina if her baby would be some chimera creature

  • 26 59
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:58pm

    Care to explain to me how you know it's cum?

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:10am

    Magical unicorn mayonnaise!

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:29pm

    I have civilized conversations about unicorn sweat all the time. -1:12

  • 44 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:13pm

    I wish it were that easy....

  • 40 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:24pm

    thats...ummmm.....i...dont...know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:26am

    Way to go Kenosha wi!!!!!

  • 38 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:33am

    9:20 you're my hero 