My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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You're like the college version of MacGyver.
Sounds like how I run my restaurant
Triple the amount of duct tape and replace the hope with brutal fatalism. You should do a lot better.
Soon the whiskey will over power the nicotine, and you'll start losing hope. When the whiskey over takes you, you'll pass out and all that will hold you together is the duct tape.
This is to funny
Duct tape can fix almost anything.
Wow, you really suck.
literally my life lol
This is lamer than my grandpa's flaccid penis...
I can see why your ligaments and tendons abandoned you.
Speaking of your grandpa's penis, did you hear about the one that guys wife cut it off and put it in the garbage disposal?
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