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  • Submitted by stayclassyphx on Jul 13, 11 at 4:30pm

    You're like the college version of MacGyver.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 11 at 11:09pm

    Duct tape can fix almost anything.

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    Submitted by triplnikl on Jul 15, 11 at 6:09am

    Sounds like how I run my restaurant

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    Submitted by kuta837 on Jul 13, 11 at 7:38pm

    Wow, you really suck.

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    Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 13, 11 at 11:53pm

    This is lamer than my grandpa's flaccid penis...

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    Submitted by Damn7 on Jul 13, 11 at 11:12pm

    This is to funny

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    Submitted by mplan on Jul 17, 11 at 4:42am

    Soon the whiskey will over power the nicotine, and you'll start losing hope. When the whiskey over takes you, you'll pass out and all that will hold you together is the duct tape.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 13, 11 at 9:11pm

    Triple the amount of duct tape and replace the hope with brutal fatalism. You should do a lot better.

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    Submitted by BOOM7 on Jul 14, 11 at 1:00am

    Speaking of your grandpa's penis, did you hear about the one that guys wife cut it off and put it in the garbage disposal?

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    Submitted by radical666 on Oct 5, 12 at 11:46pm

    literally my life lol

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 13, 11 at 10:47pm

    I can see why your ligaments and tendons abandoned you.