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  My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...

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• You're like the college version of MacGyver.

  Submitted by stayclassyphx on Jul 13, 11 at 4:30pm

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• Sounds like how I run my restaurant

  Submitted by triplnikl on Jul 15, 11 at 6:09am

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• Triple the amount of duct tape and replace the hope with brutal fatalism. You should do a lot better.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 13, 11 at 9:11pm

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• Soon the whiskey will over power the nicotine, and you'll start losing hope. When the whiskey over takes you, you'll pass out and all that will hold you together is the duct tape.

  Submitted by mplan on Jul 17, 11 at 4:42am

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• This is to funny

  Submitted by Damn7 on Jul 13, 11 at 11:12pm

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• Duct tape can fix almost anything.

  Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 11 at 11:09pm

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• Wow, you really suck.

  Submitted by kuta837 on Jul 13, 11 at 7:38pm

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• This is lamer than my grandpa's flaccid penis...

  Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 13, 11 at 11:53pm

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• literally my life lol

  Submitted by radical666 on Oct 5, 12 at 11:46pm

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• I can see why your ligaments and tendons abandoned you.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 13, 11 at 10:47pm

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• Speaking of your grandpa's penis, did you hear about the one that guys wife cut it off and put it in the garbage disposal?

  Submitted by BOOM7 on Jul 14, 11 at 1:00am

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