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  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 29, 10 at 4:34pm

    You're safe. Vegans don't have enough energy to fight back.

    • Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Mar 29, 10 at 4:54pm

      Bahaha

    • Submitted by styx on Mar 30, 10 at 10:22pm

      I just spit my beer out and had to show my rabbit food lovin bud this and he lost it!

  • Submitted by yehwhatever on Mar 29, 10 at 5:04pm

    i hope it was your personal meat

  • Submitted by kendi202 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:18am

    I probably couldn't be vegan if my life depended on it, but my boyfriend is. I can't speak for the nutritional benefits of it, cause he's freakin' skinny, but his cum tastes amazing.

    • Submitted by foreignfire on Mar 30, 10 at 11:33pm

      The last 5 words made this post great.

  • Submitted by cazzo on Mar 29, 10 at 5:10pm

    After slapping her with your meat you should of gave her a little protein suppliment to the face.

  • Submitted by mouseteeth on Mar 29, 10 at 11:34pm

    As a vegan, I actually find this pretty fucking funny.\nBut, if it had happened to me, I'd probably have puked\nall over that person and then beat them senseless.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 4:47pm

    you slapped her with your wiener? i don't think they protest that?

  • Submitted by jraydayrah on Mar 29, 10 at 10:07pm

    Northwest Indiana, keepin it real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 4:55pm

    Awesome

  • Submitted by faravamus_prime on Mar 29, 10 at 5:33pm

    MEAT TOSSER!!!!!!

  • Submitted by LoveYourPlanet on Mar 29, 10 at 6:15pm

    OMG TOTAL WIN

  • Submitted by merdorkeez on Mar 29, 10 at 8:26pm

    All Vegans deserve a slap in the face with meat.

    • Submitted by SuperSlut on Jul 19, 10 at 12:20pm

      That's just mean.

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        Submitted by Naaz on Jul 24, 11 at 3:25am

        Your name is SuperSlut. Your argument is invalid.

  • Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 29, 10 at 7:04pm

    Mushroom stamp!!!!

  • Submitted by thwei on Mar 30, 10 at 7:38am

    Also they argue about it because it's hilarious how pissy and defensive people get on the Internet.

  • Submitted by WelcomeChallenge on Mar 30, 10 at 2:11pm

    Hero, I hope you got a high-five after that

  • Submitted by jaybeck2387 on Mar 29, 10 at 7:59pm

    fuckin vegan had it coming. win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 6:41pm

    How could being vegan make you more dehydrated? And the only vitamin you can't get is B12.

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      Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:47pm

      You can still get B12. B12 comes from bacteria found on plants. A lot of foods are fortified with it.

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    Submitted by kk7708 on Apr 20, 10 at 10:59pm

    hell yeah!!!!!

  • Submitted by Rose77 on Mar 29, 10 at 11:53pm

    Why is everyone so intimidated by veganism? Why else would you be attacking it? Just because we they have better sex lives and live longer?

    • Submitted by sequioa on Mar 30, 10 at 6:18pm

      yeah you guys are healthier except you need to take vitamin supplements to get all the nutrients you need\n\nand i dispute your science sex and longer life spans are far more influenced by other factors than eating meat futhermore veganism can actually be dangerous to your health since it is easier to become dehydrated

      • Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:43pm

        You do not need to take vitamins; there is nothing in meat that you cannot get elsewhere. Where the hell did you get the idea that it’s easier to become dehydrated?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 6:29pm

    EPIC WIN!!! that vegan bitch prob killed herself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 11:51pm

    What's so wrong with vegans? Why do people think their entire diet revolves around fat and protein? It doesn't.

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    Submitted by Chui on Mar 30, 10 at 1:36am

    Awesome, love this one.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 29, 10 at 8:17pm

    Screw them liberal fruitcakes, I woulda slapped her ass too.

  • Submitted by sandau on Apr 10, 10 at 2:51am

    hahahahah

  • Submitted by thwei on Mar 30, 10 at 7:36am

    Hmm.. I think natural is the best way to go. Meat or no meat.. Petty arguments on who has a better diet is pretty lame considering we'll all prolly die from toxic shit in the air anyways. :)

  • Submitted by hella on Mar 30, 10 at 2:57am

    Haha vegans what a joke unhealthy bastards

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    Submitted by bamfsince89 on Apr 18, 10 at 6:46pm

    hahahaha!!!

  • Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 5, 10 at 6:20pm

    Yes. Yes. YES. A metric fuck-load of FUCK YES.

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:36pm

    Yeah, if you had any strength at all in your body...you know, from lack of proper nourishment

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    Submitted by BunnyBunBun on Mar 31, 10 at 5:16pm

    Ahhhhhh hahahahahaha! I have done that too!!!!

  • Submitted by lazlow on Apr 1, 10 at 12:40pm

    You guys are dumbasses, vegans don't get key nutrition. I've known a bunch in my life time, they are unhealthy and have to take a lot of pills to make up for what they are eating

    • Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:52pm

      No you don't. The ones you know aren't eating balanced meals. No matter if you are a meat eater or a vegan, if you aren't eating right you will get sick. I doubt you know that many. I live in a large city and know only about 10 vegetarians personally and 2 vegans. It's not like everyone you see is going to tell you what they do and don't eat.

  • Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:33pm

    Such a win

  • Submitted by snybny on Mar 29, 10 at 4:45pm

    COCKSLAAAAAAAP!!!

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    Submitted by Cekil1 on Jun 25, 11 at 6:16pm

    If said vegan was female, consider yourself a winner.

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    Submitted by aerofiend on Apr 5, 11 at 7:55pm

    You're my hero

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    Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 9:48pm

    This guy is my hero. Truly.

  • Submitted by amyxlove on Apr 24, 10 at 2:36pm

    Vegans have smaller brains it was proven in a study. And actually meat is VERY good for you and so are fruit, and vegtables. And actually just because your vegan doesn't mean your healthier. So stfu.

    • Submitted by SuperSlut on Jul 19, 10 at 12:23pm

      Omnivores have smaller dicks it was proven in a study.

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    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on Apr 3, 11 at 11:15pm

    Yor are my new hero there is a girl work that won't eat meat in any sense

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    Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:53am

    FUCK NO FUCK NO YOU DID NOT JUST WASTE A FUCKIN STEAK but if u didn't the YEEEAAAA TAKE THAT YA FUCKIN LOW LIFE

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    Submitted by ohheyitsclay on Nov 15, 10 at 2:00am

    I want to shake your hand.

  • Submitted by gatsbydream on Mar 31, 10 at 5:44am

    And you just won my heart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 1:54am

    Us vegans probably get way more nutrients than you ever will, because we eat healthier food rather than stuffing our bellies with steak, which doesn't serve as much nutritional value as you think.

    • Submitted by sequioa on Mar 30, 10 at 6:20pm

      then why do all my vegan friends take nutritional supplements?

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        Submitted by foreignfire on Mar 30, 10 at 11:34pm

        They don't. Unless you've met all vegans and can vouch for that personally.

  • Submitted by styx on Mar 30, 10 at 10:23pm

    Just spit out a carrot! That funny!

  • Submitted by Serec on Mar 29, 10 at 11:17pm

    LOL @ CAZZO

  • Submitted by by0986 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:31am

    ...between this being Indiana, the fact that I'm a vegan, and the fact that I tend to get shittanked enough to not remember what happened... I feel like this could easily have been me. .... ...but I can't remember either way! Nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 1:18am

    vegan THIS

  • Submitted by maynard on Mar 29, 10 at 8:02pm

    Wow.......... Be proud.........

  • Submitted by NDubLacrosse on Apr 16, 10 at 12:57am

    Atta boyyy

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 29, 10 at 8:18pm

    Screw them liberal fruitcakes, I woulda slapped her ass too.

  • Submitted by joeln17 on Mar 30, 10 at 1:47am

    'Ais' Is a fucking retard. You don't live longer if your a vegan you live shorter because you don't get the protein and nutrients your body needs. Someones a fucking dumb ass.

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      Submitted by lettersjumbled on Mar 30, 10 at 10:42am

      Have you ever in your life heard of someone with a protein deficiency? I think you're the dumbass. The only vitamin a vegan can't get from plants is b12 and most people have FAR too much protein in their diet. Read a book.

      • Submitted by asdfzxc on Apr 12, 10 at 1:49pm

        B12 comes from bacteria found on plants, thats where the cow gets it.

    • Submitted by MrMarsden191 on Mar 30, 10 at 12:01pm

      This is wrong, just everything, literally in that whole comment nothing you said is true. You're not very smart are you?

  • Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 29, 10 at 6:05pm

    haha suck it hipsters bros for life! -obi wan kenbrobi

  • Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 29, 10 at 4:36pm

    Yer a fkn loser. Narrow minded individual.

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    Submitted by Cekil1 on Jun 19, 11 at 2:09am

    Everyone is missing the most important part of this comment, he probably used his Dick.