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  • 69 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:01pm
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    As a bartender, the laughter would have been all the tip I needed. Well played sir, well played

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:53am
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    While making the tab cheaper wouldn't have worked, they can still authorize the actual total but not make up a tip for it. So... in other words.... you left NO TIP on a large bar tab. You're a dickwad.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:13am
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    Oh, Arkansas. I love you.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:41pm
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    arkansas math WHOO HOO

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:00am
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    If I was the bartender, I would've made that happen. Just cause it's so hilarious.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:48pm
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    yeah when i was serving that - would have easily turned into a $ and I'd have had a good night.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:16pm
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    10:53...hilarious. He is a jerk for not leaving a tip. He was probably obnoxious too.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:58pm
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    hahahahahha shiiiit. BEST drunken idea ever

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:13am
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    f i served your ass i would of made you feel so small but i wasnt so i love it

  • 48 43
    Submitted by moebee on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm
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    Oh how I love the state were in

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:42pm
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    Hahahahahah oh my gooodddd.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:16am
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    lmfao, that's really good xD

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:00am
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    3:49...you are fucking retarded, grow up! This was hilarious!

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:34pm
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    it's worse when the bartender is super hot and you leave a tip the size of the bill...

  • 43 43
    Submitted by summs90 on Jan 13, 11 at 12:08am
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    God, I literally love being from Arkansas.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:49am
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    If you're too broke to afford a damn bar tab, then stay home and play beer pong until you have grown-up money.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:43am
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    It's funny how much sense bar math makes at the time....

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:40pm
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    I did that once - SUBTRACTED from the tip. They added it. Thank god it was $5 and not $50.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:32pm
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    haha my roommate left a negative tip once because he had such a shitty bartender... I love this!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:31am
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    i can't believe i never tried that. consider it done next time i go out.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:25am
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    Leave it to Arkansas...

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:20am
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    hahahaha, that's so brilliant.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:51am
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    Don't drink like a rapper if you can't make it rain!!!

  • 43 72
    Submitted by ohnomo on May 10, 10 at 3:09am
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    That would be nice.