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  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:53pm

    you chose TWSS over a There Will Be Blood joke? I'm disappointed in you.

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 10:05pm

    high five for actually having the balls to say it in front of his mom.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:39pm

    hahah only the dirty 5 30!

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:01am

    City of treeesss nevada city 530 rep

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:19pm

    It was definitely NOT a Chico text, sorry to disappoint. More like Gold Country ex-patriate.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:48pm

    You mom got it, she just didn't want to come off as a whore.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:08pm

    hahaha my mom once said "the longer I do it, the harder it gets." She also had no clue...

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:31pm

    Thaaaaaaaaat's NorCal for ya!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 2:15pm

    I love "that's what she said" lines.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:10am

    That's odd that she didn't understand because that's actually what she said last night.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:16pm

    Oh, my deary, I've been waiting laughing about this text message for months. I am so happy the internet tfln gods found it worthy...

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:06pm

    Come on now, your MOM?

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:13am

    Davis, CA man tree city

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:13am

    haha definitely big al's. chico for sure. anybody who disagrees needs to get their ass over there and try it

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:20pm

    I'm surprised she didn't. She got it when she got me.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:05am

    yup. big al's for sure. can't get that shit through a damn straw to save your life. it IS fucking impossible. twss.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:31pm

    Dirty five thirty represent! That's awesome!

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:25pm

    That joke is PLAYED...

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:11pm

    I hate how everyone says "only in the dirty five thirty!" No. Not only in the 530. TWSS is so effin' overdone. It's said in effin' China. Shut up.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:23pm

    I am pretty sure this is a Chico text and will go as far as saying that the milk shake in question was from Big Al's. Chico people agree?

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:23am

    only in the dirty five thirty

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:47pm

    hahahaha that was really funny

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Emilianna on Jul 26, 11 at 5:27pm

    Oh to be 12 again.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:28pm

    like ruby said... your momm?!! come on man..

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:03pm

    may she got it, but didn't respond b/c that joke is so old and unfunny and PLAYED

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:33pm

    that $hit is hilarious, i catch myself using it when it doesnt even make sense! LMAO

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:15am

    chico people agree :) as soon as i saw milkshake and thick i thought big als