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  • 94 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:50pm

    no you didnt. thats a lie.

  • 86 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:11pm

    ahahahahaha rob pattinson does not know where a dick goes and or where shampoo goes for that matter

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:01pm

    Well did you get to shave him? He doesn't shave. ; ) June 1, 2009 3:33PM

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:14am

    bahaha. twilight was freakin retarded. grow up.

  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:58pm

    I just read this entire post. I'm so fucking high

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:22pm

    um no 11:19 awards are in LA

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:39pm

    Hahahahaha u've single handedly pissed Off every twilight fan with one tfln ahhahah I have to agree with u on that tho he doesn't seem too bright!

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:53am

    Lucky!! @July 11. Can't believe I read this entire thread. :/

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:41pm

    has anyone heard him in an interview? the man can't speak! regardless, i'd let him fuck me, just as long as he didn't talk afterwards.

  • 73 62
    Submitted by WTCsn on Jun 20, 10 at 1:34am

    Seriously people? Who cares, no offense. Stop trash talking each and who cares if you think he's hot, but somebody else doesn't. \nIt's all opinions. \nAgain no offense

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:30pm

    Hmm, I think its funny how all of you refer to Robert Pattinson as if you are on a first name basis with him. I find it pretty safe to say that pretty much all of you are not.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:20am

    rob is a sex god. end of story.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:25am

    Somebody fuck me in the cunt

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:14pm

    @ 11:12: That's your preference. I prefer a guy who works outside, sees sunlight and gets dark NATURALLY. Who said anything about tanning? A healthy dose of vitamin d is necessary and keeps you from turning glow in the dark.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:48am

    I thought Rob loved the cock ?

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:58am

    He is hot. Kristen is not. I'm not delusional, desperate, or jealous. I'm just speaking objective facts. The end. Quit your bitchin

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:28pm

    I thought american cell phones don't work while abroad-at least I've had at least 10 different friends go to different countries and they didn't work over there, they had to get a special phone, clearly by the area code itself, this was fake, the girl wasn't even in Italy.

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:55am

    I don't care if it's made up or not It's just funny to watch fans argue against it.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:13pm

    @ 2:07pm um yeahhh same here

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:42am

    haha ..lets Dance people, i got Eminems Tiny fcking Dancer right here..

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:08am

    @11:54 So YOU say. I'm sure he could, would, and has done better. You sound like a pretty trashy piece of ass. The movie Twilight and the actor Rob Pattison both belong in the category of douche-sicles.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:05pm

    They're not shooting him right now, him and Kristen Stewart, and the dude that plays Jacob are presenting the world premier of the New Moon trailer at the MTV movie awards, learn to read ahead. Geez.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:08pm

    I knew it! He is as bad as his acting

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:34am

    do not EVER talk about rob pattinson like that.. EVER

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:51am

    yeah i've totally had to do that before..

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:07pm

    Today, I read this entire thread... FML

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:37am

    What the f*ck is all this nonsense with vampires? It's like catnip for vaginas.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:50pm

    I like how these sick twi-fans are referring to him as a piece of property by using the word "MY"--no wonder he's freaked out by his fans, they're all psycho.

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:19pm

    tooo bad the mtv awards are in new york..., 11:01.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:28 if you think this is so pathetic why are you even reading it?

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:03pm

    The text could have been sent while he was in Italy, but not submitted to the site until now. Also, if you ever see him again, tell him to wash his hair. He looks like a hobo.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:24am

    well, i would tell him EXACTLY where to go

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:54pm

    im so jealous of you and he is a deep sort guy, maybe it came off as dumb cause he is slightly socially awk

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:03am

    I hate self-righteous fucks who commented on this. Take a damn chill pill, smoke some weed, and get fucking laid.

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:07pm

    hes fucking sexy ... good night

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:54am

    daammmnnn. there are a lot of insane twilight fans here, why are you freaking out? that movie was horrible and rob pattinson looks like a semi-attractive hobo on acid. the books are good though.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:28pm

    wow you guys are hilarious. i can't believe you have gone through all this trouble to find a text to respond to and then all you guys end up doing is putting each other down. i find it very amusing.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:12am

    @ 10:49, i'd prefer a pale chick to one who's skin looks like rubber because she goes tanning all the time pale is teh new tan!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:47pm

    omg please dont talk bad about him... hes so amazing... and a really nice guy...weve chilled

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:50pm

    haha. whoever posted this SHOULD have known that they would get taken down by the twilighters. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. :)

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:44am

    all the weirdos sticking up for him so much are usually the desperate type.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:14am

    I dont meanthe text is creepy, all the responses from crazy fans are creepy

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:35am

    i met him in london just before christmas.. he didnt seem all that dumb, drunk yes, dumb no..... and ps. perhaps this was submitted a few days ago but posted now?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:35pm

    holy shit this is fucking hilarious. my friend sent it to me and im so glad. i still cant believe i read this. personally i think rob is sexy as hell i love his wild hair, i bet its fun to thread your hands into never met him but thats and thats all i can say... his IQ is 119!! so ha! hes not dumb at all!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:45pm

    DUHHHHHHHHH wtf, you people need to find a hobby. First, the text is a law, and how would this be creepy, even if it WAS true, This is totally lame now Anonymous said... Wow, this is really creepy. Is he hot? yes, but all of you psycho fans need to get a life. 3:48, he's "deep, kind, and passionate"? you're delusional. I really hope youre no older than 12 or society is in worse shape than i thought May 31, 2009 11:36PM

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    calm down all, this couldve been submitted when he was in italy shooting for new moon. you have no idea how long it takes for texts to go through and get submitted

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:53pm

    and the pro-twilight/anti-twilight war begins...

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:01pm

    to respond to that, It is kind of obvious because they are in LA for the MTV movie awards tomorrow so its not really creepy

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:32pm

    I LOVE HIM HE ISN'T DUMB AND HE'S A SEX GOD LET IT HAPPEN

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:36am

    Bahaha this is awesome! Not just talking about the text, but rather the biased people because of thier liking/not liking the movie. Rob Pattinson = sexy, but seems rather dumb. Oh, and i've never actually seen twilight.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:32am

    Please people, get lives?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:32am

    3:22, hate to break it to ya, but if you've got international service? It works outside the US. How else do you think I called my parents whne I was studying abroad?

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:34am

    He's obviously doing something right. He's got ladies galore after him. I heard he's smart as hell too. Someone texted out of jealousy and idiocy.

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:47am

    Just because he is "Edward Cullen" doesn't mean is any less of a person. So he is a boy toy? What of it? Dosent make him stupid. People these days.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:09am

    He's Cedric Diggory, therefore he's dead

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:54am

    Rob isn't anywhere near as hot as Megan Fox

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:08pm

    If Robert Pattinson weren't Edward Cullen he would be just another lazy eyed dirty english boy. Graduate from Jr High, get a life, then move on.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:23pm

    coooter snifffer !!! rob pattison BANG ME.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:53pm

    he looks like a werewolf. to save you the 10 hours on all the horrible movies ( because likee omg i wasted my time on the horribly written books) they threaten suicide dont die, wait to get married to shabang and have a vampire child, and dont worry theres more staring and glittery skin. you can thank me later.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:41pm

    2:28 agreeeeed how about we end this twilight war? he has lovers and haters. its life, deal with it rather than sitting here and one saying i love him and one saying hes dumb and stupid.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:30am

    hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. there's nothing else to say.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:05pm

    lol nice try but no one believes you. PLUS ROB KNOWS WHERE HIS PENIS GOES. IN MY COOTER. THATS WHERE. :)

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:07pm

    Check out the Kat Williams video on haters, its hilarious!!

  • 73 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:13am

    Not going to lie, I much preferred him in Harry Potter as Cedric rather than as Edward... don't shoot me, but it's true.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:32pm

    The MTV Movie Awards are in Los Angeles.. the only reason I know this is because Kristen Stewart is fine as hell, and the only reason I'm watching.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:59am

    Rob is just awkward and shy..not stupid..and he's hott too.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:11pm

    @3:48 Lol, do you really think he's reading this?? And as for "he's soo deep," how well do you think you know him based on whathe media puts out about him? Obviously they're going to make him seem smarter/better than he really is. And need i say "airbrushing and makeup"?

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:45pm

    so does anyone know how long these things actually take to go through? bc my friend said she put one up but i dont see it.... just wondering! thanks! oh and rob is attractive but he seems over rated and he is not a good actor at all. sorry.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:47pm

    1:28 it depends on your service. When I was in Italy I had to get a special plan but my american cell phone worked just fine. and hahaha i loves how people always say they wanna marry and screw celebrities. good luck!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:13am

    4:12 that is the best thing i have ever heard

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:28pm

    wow this whole page is the most pathetic thing i've ever read.......

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:57pm

    10:54, the fact you know where he is exactly is kind of scary...

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:08pm

    Who is rob pattison?

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:02pm

    girls want him, guys are jealous, he has more money and fame than the majority of you will ever see in your entire life, so stop hating just because you can't be him, or with him. end of story.

  • 40 35
    Submitted by sammieyrae on Aug 27, 11 at 6:31am

    He was soo much better as Cedric Diggory then Edward Cullen!!!

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:02pm

    Ok first of all. Robert pattinson is actually hot but that is just my opinion, second of all, kristen Stewart looks like shes anorexic and she's a terrible actress. and where would this person ever meet Robert pattinson? He's probably still in the process of filming and surrounded constantly by fans and paparazzi.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:00pm

    LOL well that was a glorious waste of time....

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:02pm

    ROBERT PATTINSON BITES DIIIIICK

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:47pm

    Dont talk shit about my man! they prolly got rejected by him. dont hate

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:29am

    hmmm... regardless of who you are talking about. Some of the best sex I have ever had has been with really dumb guys. It's sort like they only know how to do a 3 or 4 things well and fucking seems to be one of those things...

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:07am

    um... my US cell phone worked in Europe, and South America. It depends on what kind of plan you have.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:22am

    so entertained. p.s. U.S. cell phones dont work in Europe.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:17am

    Does that go for the sequel as well? 'Cause I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen is a fucking badass.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:43am

    Whoa. I only read up to the YouTube post. I'm definitely with you on that. The things I'd do for some famous nooky...you wouldn't begin to imagine.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:02pm

    i've been inspired by 12:27 i shall now refer to it as my cooter unfortunately, i don't think i can do that without laughing.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:47am

    you are made of EVIL!!!!!!

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:37am

    11:46 is right! stop saying it! that word is like nails on a chalkboard

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:41pm

    if this was true, who sends texts to someone presumably back in the us while abroad? this is clearly not a message worth spending a small fortune on...

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:16am

    i don't care where he is, what he's doing, or how stupid he is. I would be perfectly happy to direct his penis into me...multiple times if necessary. .the end.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:55am

    Kristen just looks like some average girl you'd see on the bus.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:00pm

    Kristen is the actress of the future so I say & 4 all you KJS haters this post had nothing to do with her soooo suck a d!ck, take one up the @ss and watch out for the bus shes riding on cuzz your ass is going to get ran the fck over.. jealous, envious hating bitchazzness is so uncouth get a life, love your conscience...

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:22am

    he isn't even that hot. and twilight sucked ass. hella bad acting.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:46pm

    seriously you guys, she said cooter

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:44pm

    ^^^ IT DEFINITELY WOULD BE, if it were true. but that is a big negs

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:54pm

    too bad rob isn't in Italy anymore. fake.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:46pm

    i love how this created a huge conversation he was in Montepulciano in Italy

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:50am

    I feel like I'm back in HS... Some of you people are so immature. Like OMG! Totally!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:12am

    3:22 that depends on the carrier/service. Maybe yours doesn't. And dumb or not, he looks like a hobo and kristen Stewart is as average-looking a girl as you can find

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:43pm

    robert pattison=ugly fuck

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:38pm

    Dude. I fucking love chicken. ...How the hell do you know his IQ? You probably got it from one of those IQ ads. Those aren't real. Like this post.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:06am

    i doubt anyone here actually knows him, and we can't judge someone's stupidity if we've never met him...all i can say is that he is attractive. to some. including myself. so stop freaking out about a silly text, that probably never even happened and was posted just to mess with you guys.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:24am

    if the text is worthy they are posted rather soon after they are sent. i know this bc i have had friends who sent theirs in and some got posted and also some texts i see in the morning talk about a show and or morvie that was on the night before.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:29am

    he is very articulate in interviews. and since he is pretty much a porn star/masturbation fodder for girls i'm sure he knows where his dick goes. if not, i can show him

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:44pm

    I agree 9:41 & 9:33 how do you know i never met her, cuzz!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:10am

    152 has got to be right...British dude's as high as a kite!! What's wrong with that cuz he's effing hot and can get more chicks than any guy posting on here. Haters!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:11pm

    I meant that they were probably shooting still when this person met him in italy

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:19am

    Wow , all I have to say

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:47pm

    @a girl with class: if you have so much class why do you dream of fucking low life sparkling vampires? Shouldn't you be into "classier" things?

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:30pm

    Maybe he just isn't into fucking sluts like you - a girl with class

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:32am

    omg you are such a bitch. twilight is awesome and he is fucking SEXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY!!!! fuck you slut. bet you look like a mountain troll. cunt slap to yo homies.

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:25pm

    rob pattinson is amazing, and im sure he doesn't sound stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    hahaha, word to 1:50. you twilight fans are delusional. i don't hate twilight, its alright to me, but honestly,, you guys are getting possessive over someone you all dont even have a chance with? listening to you guys fight about it is hilarious though.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:06am

    It's prolly a fake I mean who would send it in.some one prolly dident txt it to anyone.

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:40pm

    HAHAHAHA i read this a couple days ago and then decided to watch twilight today...needless to say, i thought of this text everytime he was on the screen and i couldn't stop laughing. love it.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:33pm

    He doesn't shave. ; )

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:42am

    YouTube would definitely flag that. Xtube is probably the proper choice.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:21am

    Reguardless of intellect I would definitely let him warm his penis in my vagina and I would quite enjoy it. Numerous times and probably film it and post it on YouTube. He could be clinically retarded and I'd do things some of you have only seen in movies and may think are gross. Yes, I'm that kind of girl.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:15am

    I love nuts every single one of you no doubt...

  • 64 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:45am

    Paris Hilton is that you, wtf.. we have seen enough of your sex tapes...regardless learn how to spell please, no wonder you make porno tapes...

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:23am

    "hella bad acting?" Geoff is that you?

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:54pm

    @11:46 pm. cooter, vag, hoo ha, whatever. alls i knows is rob's peen + my coot hole are a match made in heaven.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:05am

    Wow, why so hateful? BTW, I agree, maybe this was posted while he was still in Italy. AND BY THE FUCKING WAY. I liked Twilight. Robert Pattinson has beautiful eyes and you're all dumb.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:33pm

    AHAHAHAH i just burst out laughing @ 9:00 this is ridiculous, you've never even met her and you don't even know what she's really like, so why so defensive? i mean i skimmed through this and its all a joke

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:40pm

    taylors hot but robs not they should have picked someone else for edward i dont have anything against him but hes not goodlooking

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:50am

    Ok, honestly, Rob is hot, We all know he is hot, if you're saying he is not, you must be jealous that he could put his penis into pretty much any girl he wanted and you cannot. Also, if you have ever seen or read an interview with him you would know that he is articulate, well read, and seemingly very smart.

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:53pm

    By disputing where the mtv movie awards are and arguing about twilight you are all ruining the awesomeness of this site. Stop it. Now go get drunk and/or high and send some stupid texts.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:58pm

    okay so today is july 11, 2009. i met Rob in Queens the other night at a bar surrounded by security and tons of people on cell phones. hes a nice guy and very funny...he isnt dumb and he is quite interesting when he isnt signing pictures of himself. but yeah. i dont know why so many people care. hes a normal guy, a nice one....and his hair seemed clean but then again i saw him under bar lights!

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:38pm

    @6:11PM No I don't think he is reading this.. however my opnion is based on his music has nothing to do with media fck the media and fck whatcha heard, you dont like my opnion then fck that too..I dont want him, not trying to fck him.. actings one thing music is another, i know the difference between the two..btw the whole make up thing so true just check out Mariah in precious with no make up you wont even recognize her, ewwh..

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:21am

    Liar, Rob is in the US to be at the MTV awards....

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:36pm

    Wow, this is really creepy. Is he hot? yes, but all of you psycho fans need to get a life. 3:48, he's "deep, kind, and passionate"? you're delusional. I really hope youre no older than 12 or society is in worse shape than i thought

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:48pm

    Who even started this post fcking haters have nothing better to do than hate, so let them hate!! KAT said it best RP is deep, kind and passionate about shit but all you ass holes are gonna change his outlook on life.. Negative bitches!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:34am

    if I were Rob I would have myself cloned so I could fuck Rob in the ass

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:21pm

    Rob definitely knows where his penis goes. Hellooooooooooo stud.

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:46pm

    i dont like this at all. ive met him and he was really nice and did not seem dumb as you are saying.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:40pm

    wow to all of the above. We are all entitled to our opinions. Why so serious??

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:11pm

    LMFAO@2:07. BTW, has anyone seen Taylor Lautner? He's cuter than Rob & Kristen put together.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:35am

    lol , anyone who acted in twilight is stupid tbh

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:52am

    sweetie, he's not dumb; he's HIGH.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:27pm

    lolol this is the stupidest thread of my life the person who sent this in probs only did so to start the epic twilight/rob pattiNson debate you guys are absolutely ridiculous.

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:59am

    Cooter, Cooter, Cooter!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:35am

    Rob sucked as Cedric AND Edward.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:13am

    rob <33 kristen would ride the bus every day, which is perhaps why she looks so grumpy all of the time ;)

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:50am

    u r a lier hes not even in italy

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:44pm

    Did you really? I almost don't believe you. How is he stupid? I'd TEAR HIM UPPPP...I don't even care how stupid he sounded.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:56pm

    Uh, 11:50, sometimes those things have scripts, plus if you were ever on tv, wouldn'tt you want to sound smart? And I am a girl and I think Rob is ugly, and Kristen or whatever the fuck her name is is also ugly. Half of you probably didn't read the book until after seeing the movie, I you even read the book. The movie ruined it.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:35am

    i <3 cooter girl @12:27 but you're wrong Edward belongs to my coot! oh oh i mean rob ohhhhh edward mmmm

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:12am

    lol @ 11:03 I agree - he definitely needs to wash his hair

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:18pm

    Hahahaha too bad he's not in Italy anymore.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:24pm

    He may be hot. But it looks like he has caterpillars growing above his eyes. either way he could fuck me anyday.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:37am

    you guys are all tards, why waste time arguing over something stupid??? y'all should get lives.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:06am

    where do you ride the bus? i want on!

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:27am

    hahah i was JOKING. my lawd. i'm bored. you sound more like a douche-sicle than this "rob pattison" person. PS ITS PATTINSON. I KNOW. HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT WHEN HE WAS IN ME COOTER. COOTER COOTER COOOOOTER. COOT COOT MC COOTERY COOT.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:45am

    Robert Pattinson's penis goes in my pikachu....he knows that...I only had to give him directions the first time. He's a fast learner.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:18pm

    holy shit I didn't know there were any girls who actually called it their cooter.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:51am

    despite all your random rants of "he's amazing" or "he's lame", he is still rolling in money that most of us will never see in a lifetime so he must be doing something right.

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:41am

    i'm with 12:34. Someone has some jealousy issues....

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:45pm

    meeting robert pattinson, regardless of dumbass-status = good night

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:56am

    2:45 die in a fire Love, Paris

  • 51 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:56pm

    I'd fuck the stupid right out of him.

  • 51 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:49am

    Not hot. At all. Pale guys are gross. And small. Juuuust sayin.

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:53am

    uhm well he's pretty fucking succesfull for someone "so stupid". None of us actually know the guy so I don't understand why peopleo can't stop screaming for him to bite them or criticizing him. personally I saw him in two other movies besides Twilight- How to Be and Bad Mothers Handbook- and I thought he was hilarious in both. He seems like a decent guy to me, and definitely not stupid.

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:27am

    Everyone here that talked shit needs Prayer so i am gonna pray for you bitches! You can join me with Heidi Montag she has shown me the way ,may you fall into the light with your damned asses..haha wtf...lifes to short peoples.. ps @11:36 her hobbies a ho sorry buisness is slow...

  • 24 51
    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 27, 11 at 9:30am

    grow up. people have been bashing twilight for years. move on and find something else to hate on. he's rich. you're not. get over it. he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of his hair. duh.

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:55am

    6:08 is gonna get taken down by some english people