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  • 96 75
    Submitted by tybosco on Jul 14, 10 at 2:50pm

    I'm a lifeguard and I'm trained in CPR ;)

  • 98 83
    Submitted by wordyyyy on Jul 14, 10 at 9:25pm

    As a lifeguard.... This line would totally work!

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 14, 10 at 1:13pm

    Que the Porno music....

  • 91 89
    Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Jul 14, 10 at 1:39pm

    I'm an Ellis

  • 67 43
    Submitted by dman43borough on Jul 9, 11 at 10:36pm

    My name is Joe ill be over I work at Seneca dunes next to brick beach 1.

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Skymaster on Jul 14, 10 at 4:22pm

    I am a lifeguard to. Booyah

  • Submitted by fiireman on Jul 15, 10 at 12:33am

    Well im a fireman and we do it better

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 4:16pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 82 84
    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 1:37am

    Epic WIN!!!!!!

  • 85 92
    Submitted by ASDILA on Jul 14, 10 at 1:25pm

    I usually need this exact same thing when I've been drinking.

  • 77 81
    Submitted by drunkindancer on Jul 14, 10 at 9:47pm

    lmao

  • 76 81
    Submitted by jersey732 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:42am

    Jersey number!!! Il be yourlifegaurd if ur a guy ;)

  • 77 85
    Submitted by LifeGuard on Jul 15, 10 at 3:09pm

    I'm certified lol

  • 83 97
    Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:12pm

    Ok no probs. 732 seven seven eight 4147. Text me next time you have this problem.

    • 75 88
      Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:47am

      Fail... How many prank calls have you received so far?

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:19pm

    I have nothing to say to this.....

    • 74 84
      Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:46am

      Why post then? Hardeeharhar...

  • 71 85
    Submitted by ropergray on Jul 15, 10 at 1:58pm

    Totally have to use this...

  • 75 94
    Submitted by jerbearrawr on Jul 15, 10 at 3:16am

    Conserve water. Shower with a buddy

  • 75 95
    Submitted by tubaplayer1 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:18am

    Being a lifeguard I find this quite funny. Maybe a chick will ask me this question in college.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by idxl on Jul 14, 10 at 5:16pm

    Win!

  • Submitted by sdude on Jul 14, 10 at 7:04pm

    Red light, green light!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:51am

    Sounds like a good pickup line to go use at the beach! Yes this could have potential!

  • Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 15, 10 at 4:32am

    screw them i'd get baywatch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 1:06pm

    First

    • 87 75
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 4:04pm

      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

      • 75 98
        Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:49am

        Is someone having a bad day? Now, now mistorw gwumpy turwn that fwown upside down :D

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 3:30am

    I love this, this would make a great shirt

  • Submitted by jezzie08 on Jul 14, 10 at 10:56pm

    Legendary. I wil be using that one. Awesome.